Showing posts with label #naughtymistakes. Show all posts
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Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Tadpoles in water cooler

We all have enjoyed our childhood with friends and cousins and we all have different event from our childhood that make us bury ourselves deep in the sand those embarrassing events and mistakes are unforgettable. Dear readers is there any funny story from your childhood? Hope you all have and you remember it now while reading this post. Well I also have many funny event from my childhood from which one I would like to share with you guys. I was in my 5th grade and we all used to visit our grandmother house on every summer vacation like all the other Asian familyπŸ‘ͺπŸ‘ͺ. We all cousin visit our grandmother together on our vacation I still remember I use to wait throughout the year for these vacation I couldn’t sleep the whole night before going to my grandma house because of the excitement to meet my cousins and play with them. We use to play all day as if there is no tomorrow. My cousins were also my best friend and I still get excited while visiting them but as you all know we can’t play like childhood as we all have grown up  and busy in our lives but I still remember and miss those days. In fact we all cousin miss that crazy stuff that we used to do together. We still remember and when we get together and we laugh on those thing. Those moments are not the funniest but make us laugh at our foolishness. When on my 5th grade we visit our grandmother luckily my cousins were also their seeing them an instant smile😊😊😊 form on my face. We play all day when one day it was raining and we all were playing in the rain but then my eyes fall on the tadpoles in the water and I think that they were the fishes. I always wanted to buy the fishes but my parent never allow so in my innocence I consider tadpoles as the fishes and brought a pot from kitchen and put tadpoles in the pot. We keep them away hiding from our elders in few days they grow up we were so innocent that when we see then growing we assume that the pot was small for them so one of my cousin came up with the idea that we should put then in a bigger place so we put them in the water cooler in the kitchen so they can live in more water and grow up faster into big fishes. But when on dinner my auntie place water on the dinner table form that cooler there was a tadpole in it my uncle saw it and ask her from where she brings the water on which she told him that she brought it from cooler then we all go to kitchen but we were very tensed and worried because our secret was going to get revealed my uncle open the water cooler and regretted his whole life decision they all cannot believe in what they are seeing the tadpoles were floating in the water.  They cannot believe that we drink  that water  for whole day. They all know that it’s us behind all this and then we all were standing in the line Scolded my everyone my cousin whose idea it was start fake crying😒😒😒 loudly and we all apologize from everyone no doubt no one can resist our puppy eyesπŸ‘€πŸ‘€ we were forgiven with a lot of scolding and last warning. I enumerate that incident because it still make me laugh our crazy yet innocent mind.







Monday, December 27, 2021

Pulling prank on my Sister

Sometimes I feel I am truly evil. I mean I love doing pranks since childhood. Never thought i would pull such a prank that would give total bullocks to the other person. And this other person is actually my twin sister. I mean what actually did she do wrong apart from getting thrashed by the teachers on my behalf. I mean bless the god we look similar. Never mind, I'd come to the story straight. It was the end of 3rd semester. Me and my sister had lost this common friend of ours. May her soul rest in peace. Didn't believe I pranked on a dead soul uhhh i am so bad!πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜†. 



Well I told one of my friend to pull the prank of the century🀣. I told him to text my sister with the name of our dead friend. I knew my sister wouldn't buy this shit but I wanted to keep everything intact as in I wanted to make it all real for her. I told my friend about all the surroundings of my sister as if it was a paranormal specie texting her. My sister couldn't attend the funeral of our friend and she came half way to attend it. Now this thing was only known to me and her, no third party involved lol. The first message dropped her by my friend was "You didn't come to my funeral, you only came half way". My sister panicked reading this, but she still thought that some of her friend was pulling that prankπŸ˜‚. She didn't reply. She decided to block my friend before he further messages but I was giving her the scary background, what if something bad happens. My sister got scared. My friend dropped another message," Now you will not talk to me? This is how you treat a dead friend?". My sister got really scared. She started texting her friends," I swear if its any of you. I will kill you. This is no prank". I told my friend to text her about the surroundings she was in. She received the text," You think you could run from the door infront of you and you could hide under your blue bed sheet". She really panicked. She started giving me the phone saying," Talk to her. I can't withstand this". Me being a drama queen made it more horrifyingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I said, " How could I talk, this thing is after you. What are we going to do". I told her to see the mobile what she's texting next. Well we decided to take it more further. This time I told my friend, The washroom is on her left side and there is a mirror in its right corner. My friend texted my sister, "You want to meet your friend, don't you? Come to the right corner mirror of the washroom. My sister shrieked and threw her phone on the wall. She screamed, "Mama, Mama". She was running to tell our parents of what paranormal sort of activity had happened with her. I ran her down quickly and finally told her, it was all a prank pulled out by my friend and me. After telling this, she got so angry that she slapped me twiceπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚. I mean once was fine and blocked my friend too. Poor guy! She didn't talk to me for 3 days after that. I mean she must have gotten scared of the dramaπŸ˜‚. I got 3 scary dreams every night after thatπŸ˜“. Didn't know if it was karma but man did i enjoy my sister running thinking someone is haunting her πŸ˜†πŸ˜†.

Monday, December 13, 2021

Life with Cousins

 A lot of you have done a lot of things in your childhood with friends that are called Cousins. They are the people who are very friendly as well as their are some snakes to who will betray you in your  difficult times and will leak your dirty jobs i.e. "kandh”πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ .These cousins make your childhood tough as well as funnier. Difficult is the sense that in brown household we are usually compared with them in every aspect of life i.e. Ahmed' sons has good marks in class,πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜•πŸ˜‘ Shakeela's daughter always help her in her housework😌😌, Muneeb's son is very innocent and always speak in English.πŸ˜–πŸ˜’ These cousins usually tells you to do these type of naughty things or some of them stop you as they are very Sharif (innocent)😴😢 and prototype of person. But in all of that it makes your childhood very funnier if you have them. I also have a lot of cousins in which some of them very naughty, some of them very innocent and some of them very snake 🐍🐍🐍 type.

I also have an incident more likely funny memory that was created in my childhood. Whenever I remember that memory a piece of smile crack on my lips.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† Now back to the story, it was before the day of my cousin mehndi. In brown household traditions, all the family was gathered in a music function before mehndi aka “AAGA”. Everyone was very happy they were playing “dholki”, ♮♮♭πŸ”ŠπŸ”Šclapping πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‹and singing music of their age. Most of the songs they sing was desa da raja mere babal da pyara amry de dil da sahara ni veer mera ghori charya, ghori charya ni saiyo ghori charya.


 Sorry me bhavna me beh gai thi  (go with the flow). So everything was going just finely but one of my cousin has a naughty thought. Why not we smoke cigarettes like our adult cousins. She told me her thoughts I was also want to experienced it but I was also very scared what will happens if they will find out. But as a besharam (shameless people) log we plan to do it. I and my sister and two cousins all set a plan with a boy cousin that we will give him money to buy it. We add our five, five rupees and give it to him.😎

He bought the cigarettes but threatened us to give him twenty rupees for the delivery charges. We ignored his warning and said Chal Bay (get lost).

Now we were enjoying smoking cigarettes in the room and the dholki was playing on outside the room. We were dancing and singing with them and also smoking cigarettes like a Shukha (over-smart) person😎😎. It was our expectations but in reality we were very noob πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜• in it as we smoke the cigarette we start coughing. My cigarette was broken half even before I light it. But I also light my half broken cigarette and enjoying like a Shukha person. But suddenly there was knock on the door, we were very shocked and scared to open the door. There was a lot of smoke of cigarettes in the room. We were just waving it off to prevent us from getting caught.😱😨😱
We have done a lot to remove it but we were caught by my Grandmother aka dady ama. Shit man, she started cussing us. We than find out my boy cousin was the mole in all this incident and he informed all the family.


So hmari to bohat bary class lag gai, khoob zaleel hui. πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜ŒπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘We have lessons a full lecture on ethics and morals. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘But you know Rull te gai he par Chas Bari I he πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€but in the heart we have promised to smoke cigarettes after checking who is loyal among our cousins and check if there is any mole or not.



                                             

 


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