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Sunday, January 9, 2022

Craziest dare

Our exams just ended and it was quiet stressful time period. We friends decided to meet up and refresh our minds after a hectic month of exams. We all agreed on having a lunch party at a fancy restaurant. Now this fine morning we all got ready and went to the restaurant. All of us reached at decided time, then we sat there and clicked a lot of pictures and chit chatted. As we ordered food, the waiter told us it will take 45-60 minutes so some of my friends decided to play games until food comes. One of us suggested playing truth or dare and we all agreed. Before starting the game, we clearly stated the rule. The rule was, one who doesn't complete his/her dare would be accountable for a penalty. And the penalty was to pay the whole bill. Everyone agreed and started the game. 




As the game started, I spun the bottle, it got turned towards my friend, she chose truth and spoke the truth. After her, it was my turn and I chose dare very over confidently. There was this thing in my mind that they would never even think of giving me an unusual or a difficult dare in this restaurant. My mind was very easy going at the moment and I was waiting for them to decide. They took a moment and one of my friend immediately had an evil dare in his mind and asked me to trigger this couple who was sitting in the corner in such a way that they should start fighting with each other. I got a little puzzled at the moment and I refused to perform this dare as it was a very cruel act according to my perception. I requested my friends to change the dare but they refused as they got excited. It made me nervous๐Ÿ˜“ and at the same I didn't want to pay the bill๐Ÿ˜ข. As it was end of month and I had no money left in my bank account and if i didn't perform the dare i had to pay the whole bill๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข. I felt a peer pressure and decided to fulfill this dare with a cold heart. As that couple was talking loudly, we heard that guy's name so i already knew his name. I went with an angry face towards that couple and acted as i know this guy. I said "Hammad!!! What the hell are you doing here with this girl, was she the reason you have been avoiding my texts" OH GOD, That couple was looking at me with shocking expressions๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. I continued my acting and the guy said " who are you?(with nervous expressions) i didn't meet you in my entire life". Now at this point i wanted to laugh my heart out๐Ÿ˜‚ but i controlled it and said "Hammad don't you dare lie to me, you have been taking to me for a long time (with angry expressions)" his girlfriend got really angry and started questioning him "Who is she? and what is she talking about?" The guy was explaining her very anxiously " i don't know her, i don't know what is she talking about, i never met her" but sadly her girlfriend didn't trusted him. They got into huge fight. At this point i felt extremely bad๐Ÿ˜‘. I looked towards my friends who were enjoying the situation from corner and texted them to come quickly because the situation got serious as the girl was about to hit his boyfreind ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. My friends came and told them immediately that all of it was a dare. They looked us as they were about to kill us. They got really upset with our act. We apologized, treated them a dessert as an apology and they accepted it ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜†. At the end the girl laughed and said "You should be an actor!!!" ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Saturday, January 8, 2022

Shareholders of Soul



There is a lifelong bond between the cousins and hence they are the shareholders of our soul they are your best friend for your whole life. If you are lucky enough to have cousin then your life can never not be funny and full of laughter. They are the part of your childhood that can never lost from your memory. I also had numerous childhood memories with my cousin sisters and brothers that it’s really hard to pick one and share it with you guys but as it’s my last post so I decided to share a couple of stories with you.

One day we were playing in the street we all cousins used to play together but one day we decide to play the fairy tale I quickly said that I will be the fairy๐Ÿ‘ฐ then we all decided the roles some of us become princess some princes and I was the fairy but one thing lacked that was who will become the monster or the Ghost, devil or a bad person like villain no one was willing to become that but then we all came up with the idea  what was the idea let me tell you we all use to play together we never let other play with us and when they come to play with us we said to them that we will not allow them to play with us and they always left. We never let our neighbor’s child to play along with us but that day we go to their house to call them. I was the leader of all my cousin as I was the eldest. I was 12 at that time we were on their door I ring the bell and their mother came they were two brothers their mother was very sweet lady. she welcome us with the smile and then let us in we told them that we have come here to call Hamza and Ali to play with us. She looked at us confused and call both of her sons. We were about to go happily to play but their mother questioned us that you never let them play with you then what happened today why are you calling them to play by yourself? I didn’t realize what I say I dug my grave from my own hand and that moment I was so embarrassed that want to bury myself in the sand. I said actually auntie we were playing but no one was to play the role of monster we needed a monster๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ. so we thought that Hamza and ail would be the best to become the monsters and that it her eyes widen ๐Ÿ‘€and anger become visible on her face and then we realized that we messed up really bad. She Scolded us a lot and said that does my kinds look monster to you? we all Nodded as no but one of my cousins say yes and that add oil on her anger. She made us out of her house we all went out and started to play something else. I forgot about the incident and then when I came back from park the very next day with my cousins along with me the auntie was telling our mother and my mother anger was on seventh sky poor me.๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•. I get scolded for telling the truth. they were fit for the role of Monster.

 Another incident happens when we were playing Hide and seek as I and my Cousin were the eldest our responsibility while playing was to hide the youngest along with us it was my one cousin turn. I in my innocence made my sister hide in the wardrobe and then I hid myself but I totally forgot about her and when we all cousins were done with playing we started watching CID and totally forgot where she was but then the Challi wale came and we usually bring 6 challis because including my sister we were six but that day after giving it to everyone one of Challi left then we saw one was missing but who๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ??? Oh my God my sister was missing we began to find her because if the elders came to know we all are dead meat. Then I realized that I put her to the wardrobe and there she was sleeping peacefully without any care of world after selling her horse. We let her out and then that incident stay with us forever we didn’t tell anyone else that we locked our sister in the cupboard we have a lot of secrets that remain with us as we are he shareholder of each other’s soul.๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž







Monday, December 27, 2021

Escaping Restaurant without Paying Bill

Throughout our lives, we form friends to help us uncover the various stages of life with, and to share best moments with each other. Life without friends means life without fun and happiness. And they make the bad times good๐Ÿ’›. Unplanned moments with friends are usually the best and memorable๐Ÿ˜. There is a story i can recall about me and my friends. One day we friends decided to reunite and meet up. So we decided to meet up at a restaurant. After a long time we met and were so happy to see each other. We were talking and remembering our old days, how we used to pull pranks and were such mischievous kids back then. While we were talking and remembering our old times, one of our friend started observing people and noticed that there were more customers than usual days. Suddenly he came up with a thrilling idea and said "why don't we do something adventurous?" initially we didn't get his point that what exactly he wanted to say, but then he said why dont we eat food and run away without paying๐Ÿ˜†.



God! please forgive us, but each of us got ready and got really excited about this fun activity. The dishes mentioned in the menu were mouthwatering, so every one of us ordered different foods, different drinks and even the desserts as if it was the last day of us on earth and we have to eat as much as we can๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‚. The order came after 40 minutes. The food was so yummy and tempting, off course we decided not to pay so it tasted yummy๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜†. Every one of us started eating as if  we never had food before๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†. After finishing the food, the waiter came and placed the bill on the table. When we saw the bill, it was way out of our budget. My friends and i started staring each other as if we had no other choice but to run๐Ÿ˜“. We were six members in total. Now what happened next was that two of our friends got up and went to the car outside the restaurant, meanwhile the remaining four of us were thinking what to do, how should we get out of here. After some time the waiter came and said "Sir is the bill done?" now we started stressing out๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“. We told him to wait and bring tea while we were thinking about the plan to get out of here.  We decided that two of us will go to the car with others and start the car, meanwhile the remaining two of us will quietly escape the moment every waiter gets busy. We acted according to the plan, two of us went out and the remaining two of us were sitting. The moment we saw that every single waiter got busy the other customers. We got up and started moving towards the exit door quietly. Now what happened was that while we were escaping, the manager saw us that we were leaving without paying. He loudly said "Excuse me Sir!!! you didn't pay the bill" everyone started looking at us along with the customers. We pretended that we didn't listen his voice and we started running towards the car๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. The waiters and the guards started running behind us. When our friends saw us running towards the car, they understood that this is the time to run and started the car. God bless us! That was some historical moment the way we jumped in the car and ran away๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. We laughed the whole night. It's still one of the best memories we had together๐Ÿ˜.

Attending crazy Wedding

I always thought of attending a wedding uninvited. Couldn't do it in my college times. Couldn't find the right circumstances for it back then but when i came to university, this was on my checklist to attend a marriage uninvited. I mean sounds really childish but maybe I am impressed by seniors so i wanted to try it once to experience the vibe๐Ÿ˜‰. So I planned it with my university friends to attend the marriage uninvited. 


It was Sunday, we all went to E-11 to choose the best Marquee which would fulfill our cause. This place has a chain of marquees and since it was Sunday, there was function in each of them. I mean I could see the names of groom and brides and decide which groom would have made the best arrangements. We took a walk to decide on where we should land our foot. First we saw a very decent function happening in one marquee. The relatives of the groom were all awating his arrival. The marquee seemed to have a nice environment. Then we moved to the next marquee. This one was quite executive. My friend was like," Lets go in this one". But the crowd seemed too boring and sophisticated. I changed my statement, I didn't just want to eat. I wanted to have fun too. We moved on to the next. Now this next one seemed really nice. The groom's father was smiling at us as if they were our very own lmao. We went into this marquee and greeted all the relatives as if we were the ones they were dearly waiting for. I still remember this unknown auntie kissed me on cheeks for like 3 times๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฃ. The fourth time I was gonna say "Please, I came uninvited. Spare me". Nevermind we finally went in. So there were 8 of us. 4 guys and 4 girls. In the start, the excitement shook us. We parted ways. Some friends started taking pictures. Some went to the stage. I stood by the mirror and my eyes were on the stage because it was empty. The groom and bride hadn't arrived yet. I didn't want anything bad to happen or someone to spot us since all my friends looked like they were gonna have a blast at eating. I maintained my composure. We all reunited, took some pictures. As we were taking pictures, a man from behind asked "what are you guyz doing here?" when we looked back it was our Economics Teacher๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฆ. We all were in shock as if we saw a ghost. God!!! That was the moment we couldn't say a word and thought we are dead. The Teacher Laughed and said "Did you guys came here uninvited?" we couldn't say a word but gave an embarassing smile๐Ÿ˜„. The Teacher laughed and understood our scenario and said "Don't worry i am not going to tell anyone, you guys can enjoy as, in your age i've done it several times myself too"๐Ÿ˜‚. That was the moment when we realised that our Teacher is soo cool๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜Ž. After this, we sat on the round table and it was on corner where there was not much crowd. Well here comes the fun part๐Ÿ˜†. An uncle auntie came and sat with us. They were silent for 15 minutes straight and so were we. We were pretending that everything's normal but from inside we were like Please dont ask anything from us. The auntie inquired from us, "Are you cousins or siblings" Well to add salt to injury, two friends responded at the same time with two different answers๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. One said siblings and the other said friends. It was state of shock for us and the uncle auntie. They glared at us and it seemed as if they were also there uninvited. Well we continued our venture not paying much attention to them. The groom and the bride arrived some moment later. We took pictures with them. I whispered into the bride's ears that we came uninvited. She had a laughter at that time, that was the fun moment๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜. Then the food was the best part❤.

Pulling prank on my Sister

Sometimes I feel I am truly evil. I mean I love doing pranks since childhood. Never thought i would pull such a prank that would give total bullocks to the other person. And this other person is actually my twin sister. I mean what actually did she do wrong apart from getting thrashed by the teachers on my behalf. I mean bless the god we look similar. Never mind, I'd come to the story straight. It was the end of 3rd semester. Me and my sister had lost this common friend of ours. May her soul rest in peace. Didn't believe I pranked on a dead soul uhhh i am so bad!๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜†. 



Well I told one of my friend to pull the prank of the century๐Ÿคฃ. I told him to text my sister with the name of our dead friend. I knew my sister wouldn't buy this shit but I wanted to keep everything intact as in I wanted to make it all real for her. I told my friend about all the surroundings of my sister as if it was a paranormal specie texting her. My sister couldn't attend the funeral of our friend and she came half way to attend it. Now this thing was only known to me and her, no third party involved lol. The first message dropped her by my friend was "You didn't come to my funeral, you only came half way". My sister panicked reading this, but she still thought that some of her friend was pulling that prank๐Ÿ˜‚. She didn't reply. She decided to block my friend before he further messages but I was giving her the scary background, what if something bad happens. My sister got scared. My friend dropped another message," Now you will not talk to me? This is how you treat a dead friend?". My sister got really scared. She started texting her friends," I swear if its any of you. I will kill you. This is no prank". I told my friend to text her about the surroundings she was in. She received the text," You think you could run from the door infront of you and you could hide under your blue bed sheet". She really panicked. She started giving me the phone saying," Talk to her. I can't withstand this". Me being a drama queen made it more horrifying๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. I said, " How could I talk, this thing is after you. What are we going to do". I told her to see the mobile what she's texting next. Well we decided to take it more further. This time I told my friend, The washroom is on her left side and there is a mirror in its right corner. My friend texted my sister, "You want to meet your friend, don't you? Come to the right corner mirror of the washroom. My sister shrieked and threw her phone on the wall. She screamed, "Mama, Mama". She was running to tell our parents of what paranormal sort of activity had happened with her. I ran her down quickly and finally told her, it was all a prank pulled out by my friend and me. After telling this, she got so angry that she slapped me twice๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‚. I mean once was fine and blocked my friend too. Poor guy! She didn't talk to me for 3 days after that. I mean she must have gotten scared of the drama๐Ÿ˜‚. I got 3 scary dreams every night after that๐Ÿ˜“. Didn't know if it was karma but man did i enjoy my sister running thinking someone is haunting her ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†.

Monday, December 13, 2021

Life with Cousins

 A lot of you have done a lot of things in your childhood with friends that are called Cousins. They are the people who are very friendly as well as their are some snakes to who will betray you in your  difficult times and will leak your dirty jobs i.e. "kandh”๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ .These cousins make your childhood tough as well as funnier. Difficult is the sense that in brown household we are usually compared with them in every aspect of life i.e. Ahmed' sons has good marks in class,๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜ก Shakeela's daughter always help her in her housework๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ, Muneeb's son is very innocent and always speak in English.๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜’ These cousins usually tells you to do these type of naughty things or some of them stop you as they are very Sharif (innocent)๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ถ and prototype of person. But in all of that it makes your childhood very funnier if you have them. I also have a lot of cousins in which some of them very naughty, some of them very innocent and some of them very snake ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ type.

I also have an incident more likely funny memory that was created in my childhood. Whenever I remember that memory a piece of smile crack on my lips.๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Now back to the story, it was before the day of my cousin mehndi. In brown household traditions, all the family was gathered in a music function before mehndi aka “AAGA”. Everyone was very happy they were playing “dholki”, ♮♮♭๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Šclapping ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‹and singing music of their age. Most of the songs they sing was desa da raja mere babal da pyara amry de dil da sahara ni veer mera ghori charya, ghori charya ni saiyo ghori charya.


 Sorry me bhavna me beh gai thi  (go with the flow). So everything was going just finely but one of my cousin has a naughty thought. Why not we smoke cigarettes like our adult cousins. She told me her thoughts I was also want to experienced it but I was also very scared what will happens if they will find out. But as a besharam (shameless people) log we plan to do it. I and my sister and two cousins all set a plan with a boy cousin that we will give him money to buy it. We add our five, five rupees and give it to him.๐Ÿ˜Ž

He bought the cigarettes but threatened us to give him twenty rupees for the delivery charges. We ignored his warning and said Chal Bay (get lost).

Now we were enjoying smoking cigarettes in the room and the dholki was playing on outside the room. We were dancing and singing with them and also smoking cigarettes like a Shukha (over-smart) person๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž. It was our expectations but in reality we were very noob ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜• in it as we smoke the cigarette we start coughing. My cigarette was broken half even before I light it. But I also light my half broken cigarette and enjoying like a Shukha person. But suddenly there was knock on the door, we were very shocked and scared to open the door. There was a lot of smoke of cigarettes in the room. We were just waving it off to prevent us from getting caught.๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
We have done a lot to remove it but we were caught by my Grandmother aka dady ama. Shit man, she started cussing us. We than find out my boy cousin was the mole in all this incident and he informed all the family.


So hmari to bohat bary class lag gai, khoob zaleel hui. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘We have lessons a full lecture on ethics and morals. ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘But you know Rull te gai he par Chas Bari I he ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€but in the heart we have promised to smoke cigarettes after checking who is loyal among our cousins and check if there is any mole or not.



                                             

 


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