There are many unforgettable moments in your life that bring smile on your face whenever you remember them. Some of them are funny some of them are funky and some are awkward.
Monday, December 27, 2021
Escaping Restaurant without Paying Bill
Attending crazy Wedding
I always thought of attending a wedding uninvited. Couldn't do it in my college times. Couldn't find the right circumstances for it back then but when i came to university, this was on my checklist to attend a marriage uninvited. I mean sounds really childish but maybe I am impressed by seniors so i wanted to try it once to experience the vibe😉. So I planned it with my university friends to attend the marriage uninvited.
It was Sunday, we all went to E-11 to choose the best Marquee which would fulfill our cause. This place has a chain of marquees and since it was Sunday, there was function in each of them. I mean I could see the names of groom and brides and decide which groom would have made the best arrangements. We took a walk to decide on where we should land our foot. First we saw a very decent function happening in one marquee. The relatives of the groom were all awating his arrival. The marquee seemed to have a nice environment. Then we moved to the next marquee. This one was quite executive. My friend was like," Lets go in this one". But the crowd seemed too boring and sophisticated. I changed my statement, I didn't just want to eat. I wanted to have fun too. We moved on to the next. Now this next one seemed really nice. The groom's father was smiling at us as if they were our very own lmao. We went into this marquee and greeted all the relatives as if we were the ones they were dearly waiting for. I still remember this unknown auntie kissed me on cheeks for like 3 times😬😬😣. The fourth time I was gonna say "Please, I came uninvited. Spare me". Nevermind we finally went in. So there were 8 of us. 4 guys and 4 girls. In the start, the excitement shook us. We parted ways. Some friends started taking pictures. Some went to the stage. I stood by the mirror and my eyes were on the stage because it was empty. The groom and bride hadn't arrived yet. I didn't want anything bad to happen or someone to spot us since all my friends looked like they were gonna have a blast at eating. I maintained my composure. We all reunited, took some pictures. As we were taking pictures, a man from behind asked "what are you guyz doing here?" when we looked back it was our Economics Teacher😨😦. We all were in shock as if we saw a ghost. God!!! That was the moment we couldn't say a word and thought we are dead. The Teacher Laughed and said "Did you guys came here uninvited?" we couldn't say a word but gave an embarassing smile😄. The Teacher laughed and understood our scenario and said "Don't worry i am not going to tell anyone, you guys can enjoy as, in your age i've done it several times myself too"😂. That was the moment when we realised that our Teacher is soo cool😮😎. After this, we sat on the round table and it was on corner where there was not much crowd. Well here comes the fun part😆. An uncle auntie came and sat with us. They were silent for 15 minutes straight and so were we. We were pretending that everything's normal but from inside we were like Please dont ask anything from us. The auntie inquired from us, "Are you cousins or siblings" Well to add salt to injury, two friends responded at the same time with two different answers😶😂😂. One said siblings and the other said friends. It was state of shock for us and the uncle auntie. They glared at us and it seemed as if they were also there uninvited. Well we continued our venture not paying much attention to them. The groom and the bride arrived some moment later. We took pictures with them. I whispered into the bride's ears that we came uninvited. She had a laughter at that time, that was the fun moment😂😍. Then the food was the best part❤.
Monday, December 13, 2021
Awkwardness on its peak!
How does it feel when the whole class is laughing at you? because you are so dumb that you are not able to introduce yourself. Embarrassing right? Well this was the very first class of strategic procurement when I was in 6th semester. As always I was late for the class and my friend was texting me to hurry up because the seat he reserved for me was no longer available. The professor shuffled the students. It was the class of a major subject so all of the sections who choose supply chain as a major were now in this class and in the class of 40 I have only one friend who was not able to sit with me. In my case last bench and friends are the support system to me. At that day when I arrived in the class only seat at the right front was free. So, I had to sit their. Blank headed, zoomed out version of me was sitting at front when the teacher asked us all to introduced ourselves. And I was like, Whooo amm I?????
I said, "I am Aimen and I am a student". The teacher said yes I know you are a student that's why you are sitting here. Tell us more about yourself. I don't know what had happened to me that I was not able to make a simple conversation with teacher and I said, "What you want to know about me? what should I tell you?" Teacher said obviously if am asking you to introduce yourself you have to tell me what is your CGPA, from where have you done your school and college? What was your percentage? Why are you doing BBA and what motivated you to choose supply chain management as a major? I am not interested in knowing who is your father? who is your grandfather? What was their profession? I am just asking to introduce your educational background and that's all. The whole class was laughing at me like there is some comedy show going on.
I was feeling very ashamed and wanted to give a proper professional introduction of mine but things have already gone wrong that I was not confident to say something at all. Then somehow, I managed to give answers to all those questions in this way; Sir I have done my Matric from Fauji Foundation Talagang and I scored 83%, I did my fsc from Cadet College Jhang.... I was going to complete the sentence but lets welcome an interruption Sir said; are there any cadet colleges for girls? The whole class replied YESS SIR now there are many. Then sir questioned me why are you doing BBA why haven't you joined Armed forces? There were many answers in mind for this why like a whole long story bruh! But guess what I choose to remain quite, and after sometime I said something which you should not say to any retired or serving officer. I replied; because the routine and discipline we had to follow their and saying yes sir yes sir on everything was very difficult for me, I lost my interest to join armed forces. And here comes a long and heavy kind of lecture on our education system, on my life decisions, on me, with a pinch of sarcastic sentences for me; while all other students are enjoying it a lot. Then sir again turned to me and ask me to continue and I was like anything still left to say now???!!
Sir said why have to chosen supply chain to study? There were many valid and genuine reasons to give but guess what? I again had chosen the dumbest reason to give answer. I said; Because in previous semesters I had studies human resource management, accounting, finance, and marketing. But we haven't studied a single course related to SCM. I do not like that subjects that I have studied that's why I had chosen this one.
The reaction of sir was like; OHHH GREAT, you haven't studied a single course for this major and now you are going to do specialization in this one, how are you so sure that you will like this subject? does this make any sense to you? and then again a whole lecture about faults in education systems started. Then sir asked me to come on the podium. I was like what the hell? what would I do there? Please don't do this!!! But he was like come on and speak while standing here for 5 minutes. I replied what should I talk about? he said just talk about anything the whole class wants to listen something from you. They will listen to you. I replied, "They are paying to listen to your lectures not for what I will say" the audience was like ohhhhawwhhhaww and I was abusing myself in my head. Then somehow I managed to escape that strange situation and get back to my seat. then sir moved toward the other student.
The thing is that never be late in any of your class and be confident while introducing yourself. NEVER BE A DUMB ASS NERD.
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