Attending crazy Wedding

I always thought of attending a wedding uninvited. Couldn't do it in my college times. Couldn't find the right circumstances for it back then but when i came to university, this was on my checklist to attend a marriage uninvited. I mean sounds really childish but maybe I am impressed by seniors so i wanted to try it once to experience the vibe😉. So I planned it with my university friends to attend the marriage uninvited. 

It was Sunday, we all went to E-11 to choose the best Marquee which would fulfill our cause. This place has a chain of marquees and since it was Sunday, there was function in each of them. I mean I could see the names of groom and brides and decide which groom would have made the best arrangements. We took a walk to decide on where we should land our foot. First we saw a very decent function happening in one marquee. The relatives of the groom were all awating his arrival. The marquee seemed to have a nice environment. Then we moved to the next marquee. This one was quite executive. My friend was like," Lets go in this one". But the crowd seemed too boring and sophisticated. I changed my statement, I didn't just want to eat. I wanted to have fun too. We moved on to the next. Now this next one seemed really nice. The groom's father was smiling at us as if they were our very own lmao. We went into this marquee and greeted all the relatives as if we were the ones they were dearly waiting for. I still remember this unknown auntie kissed me on cheeks for like 3 times😬😬😣. The fourth time I was gonna say "Please, I came uninvited. Spare me". Nevermind we finally went in. So there were 8 of us. 4 guys and 4 girls. In the start, the excitement shook us. We parted ways. Some friends started taking pictures. Some went to the stage. I stood by the mirror and my eyes were on the stage because it was empty. The groom and bride hadn't arrived yet. I didn't want anything bad to happen or someone to spot us since all my friends looked like they were gonna have a blast at eating. I maintained my composure. We all reunited, took some pictures. As we were taking pictures, a man from behind asked "what are you guyz doing here?" when we looked back it was our Economics Teacher😨😦. We all were in shock as if we saw a ghost. God!!! That was the moment we couldn't say a word and thought we are dead. The Teacher Laughed and said "Did you guys came here uninvited?" we couldn't say a word but gave an embarassing smile😄. The Teacher laughed and understood our scenario and said "Don't worry i am not going to tell anyone, you guys can enjoy as, in your age i've done it several times myself too"😂. That was the moment when we realised that our Teacher is soo cool😮😎. After this, we sat on the round table and it was on corner where there was not much crowd. Well here comes the fun part😆. An uncle auntie came and sat with us. They were silent for 15 minutes straight and so were we. We were pretending that everything's normal but from inside we were like Please dont ask anything from us. The auntie inquired from us, "Are you cousins or siblings" Well to add salt to injury, two friends responded at the same time with two different answers😶😂😂. One said siblings and the other said friends. It was state of shock for us and the uncle auntie. They glared at us and it seemed as if they were also there uninvited. Well we continued our venture not paying much attention to them. The groom and the bride arrived some moment later. We took pictures with them. I whispered into the bride's ears that we came uninvited. She had a laughter at that time, that was the fun moment😂😍. Then the food was the best part❤.

Wedding pe jana but without invitation, is not piece of cake.

  

As you know wedding season has been started from early of winter. A lot of people started having marriages as the groom has some type of discount. But as you know in brown household, they always get marriage season starts from October. The brown weddings are lot of fun with all of family members gathered in house.

They start playing music and celebration even before the start of marriage😀😀😀😀. Like 15 to 20 days before marriage they start celebrating it. The decorations, traditions, dance, music and most importantly the food is very tasty and delicious.😋😋😋😋Somewhere in corner there are some people eating gol gappas, pan, and Kashmiri tea and on the other corner they have alot of food like rasmilai, gajar ka halwa.

These are all starters or sweet dish, the main course is  something that should be mentioned. The main course usually have mutton Karahi🍲🍲🍲, fish and chips🎣🎣🎣🐠🐠🐟🐟, shami kabab, tikka boti, Malai boti 🐔🐔🐔and all of other things are included that will bring water into your mouth. But why I am discussing all this stuff you people,😅😅  as its like a torture to you to imagine all those delicious food; I can understand.

But if you are tortured while reading maybe you are like me,a student who lives in hostel who always have important classes near wedding seasons and can't skip it. You must known about the students living in hostel😇😇😇 I also want to enjoy all this kind of stuff but can't because of the busy routine. But it doesn't mean we can't go to wedding  in your own family or friend wedding. As Amir khan said in his movie, 3 idiots, that shadi pe jane ke lie invitation ni uniform lagti hai ,uniform. Some of my friends are always sneaking into other's weddings to enjoy the missing feelings and also for food as the hostel's food can't be compared to wedding food.

They are now pro out there to enjoy all the wedding like their own. But I am like a very Sharif (innocent) 😏😏😏person I always stop them from doing so but they do not listen to me. Even sometimes they brought food for me but I am always surprised from their act. I always advised them not to do this again they just can't listen to me. So first of all, when they  go to eat and sneak in the wedding all the things are going right. They eat a lot like each item from karai to naan  to barbecue, from biryani🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚 to fish and chips, from gajar halwa to Kashmiri tea. And when they are quite satisfied with all the things they have eaten, they are going to leave. It is the moment when they decide to do some blunders. As one of the person in the wedding is always out there to check every body and  to ask them who they are? My friends are also very pro they say confidently that they are from bride's side. As you know confidence is the key to success but overconfidence is not.

After some time there comes that desi kind of person laughing at us 😂😂😂✋as he has  found the criminals and then inquires what type of wedding you are enjoying 😓😓😬😥😥as its a celebration for lawyers,oh man . When my friends hear these words all their confidence is ready to shatter. They don't know what they should do or say they are just standing there like a statue. On the other hand ✋ the person starts gathering his squad so that they can see what he has discovered. Now the person wants to share this with his friends. When they gathered they start giving them lecture of ethics and morals.😓😓😔 On how they should do this or they shouldn't do that, they are adult enough to have some type of self-respect and vice versa. The friends don't know what to do. They are just saying sorry or yes you are right.😕😕😕😔😴😴 

They are like same  as a scared sheep in front of wolf. But after few moments of misbid, they leave them and say not to do this next time ,desi warnings asusal. The friends just runs from there very fast and  leave that place. Next time they thought to see where they are going and how to act as you don't even know that if you are going in right place or not. So take my advice as you should first see, is there actually wedding going on or whether not to sneak into that function so that you can act accordingly.😌😌😌😎