Attending crazy Wedding

I always thought of attending a wedding uninvited. Couldn't do it in my college times. Couldn't find the right circumstances for it back then but when i came to university, this was on my checklist to attend a marriage uninvited. I mean sounds really childish but maybe I am impressed by seniors so i wanted to try it once to experience the vibe😉. So I planned it with my university friends to attend the marriage uninvited. 

It was Sunday, we all went to E-11 to choose the best Marquee which would fulfill our cause. This place has a chain of marquees and since it was Sunday, there was function in each of them. I mean I could see the names of groom and brides and decide which groom would have made the best arrangements. We took a walk to decide on where we should land our foot. First we saw a very decent function happening in one marquee. The relatives of the groom were all awating his arrival. The marquee seemed to have a nice environment. Then we moved to the next marquee. This one was quite executive. My friend was like," Lets go in this one". But the crowd seemed too boring and sophisticated. I changed my statement, I didn't just want to eat. I wanted to have fun too. We moved on to the next. Now this next one seemed really nice. The groom's father was smiling at us as if they were our very own lmao. We went into this marquee and greeted all the relatives as if we were the ones they were dearly waiting for. I still remember this unknown auntie kissed me on cheeks for like 3 times😬😬😣. The fourth time I was gonna say "Please, I came uninvited. Spare me". Nevermind we finally went in. So there were 8 of us. 4 guys and 4 girls. In the start, the excitement shook us. We parted ways. Some friends started taking pictures. Some went to the stage. I stood by the mirror and my eyes were on the stage because it was empty. The groom and bride hadn't arrived yet. I didn't want anything bad to happen or someone to spot us since all my friends looked like they were gonna have a blast at eating. I maintained my composure. We all reunited, took some pictures. As we were taking pictures, a man from behind asked "what are you guyz doing here?" when we looked back it was our Economics Teacher😨😦. We all were in shock as if we saw a ghost. God!!! That was the moment we couldn't say a word and thought we are dead. The Teacher Laughed and said "Did you guys came here uninvited?" we couldn't say a word but gave an embarassing smile😄. The Teacher laughed and understood our scenario and said "Don't worry i am not going to tell anyone, you guys can enjoy as, in your age i've done it several times myself too"😂. That was the moment when we realised that our Teacher is soo cool😮😎. After this, we sat on the round table and it was on corner where there was not much crowd. Well here comes the fun part😆. An uncle auntie came and sat with us. They were silent for 15 minutes straight and so were we. We were pretending that everything's normal but from inside we were like Please dont ask anything from us. The auntie inquired from us, "Are you cousins or siblings" Well to add salt to injury, two friends responded at the same time with two different answers😶😂😂. One said siblings and the other said friends. It was state of shock for us and the uncle auntie. They glared at us and it seemed as if they were also there uninvited. Well we continued our venture not paying much attention to them. The groom and the bride arrived some moment later. We took pictures with them. I whispered into the bride's ears that we came uninvited. She had a laughter at that time, that was the fun moment😂😍. Then the food was the best part❤.

Life with Cousins

 A lot of you have done a lot of things in your childhood with friends that are called Cousins. They are the people who are very friendly as well as their are some snakes to who will betray you in your  difficult times and will leak your dirty jobs i.e. "kandh”😀😀😁👀👀 .These cousins make your childhood tough as well as funnier. Difficult is the sense that in brown household we are usually compared with them in every aspect of life i.e. Ahmed' sons has good marks in class,😒😒😕😡 Shakeela's daughter always help her in her housework😌😌, Muneeb's son is very innocent and always speak in English.😖😒 These cousins usually tells you to do these type of naughty things or some of them stop you as they are very Sharif (innocent)😴😶 and prototype of person. But in all of that it makes your childhood very funnier if you have them. I also have a lot of cousins in which some of them very naughty, some of them very innocent and some of them very snake 🐍🐍🐍 type.

I also have an incident more likely funny memory that was created in my childhood. Whenever I remember that memory a piece of smile crack on my lips.😆😆😆 Now back to the story, it was before the day of my cousin mehndi. In brown household traditions, all the family was gathered in a music function before mehndi aka “AAGA”. Everyone was very happy they were playing “dholki”, ♮♮♭🔊🔊clapping 👏👏😋😎😎😋and singing music of their age. Most of the songs they sing was desa da raja mere babal da pyara amry de dil da sahara ni veer mera ghori charya, ghori charya ni saiyo ghori charya.

 Sorry me bhavna me beh gai thi  (go with the flow). So everything was going just finely but one of my cousin has a naughty thought. Why not we smoke cigarettes like our adult cousins. She told me her thoughts I was also want to experienced it but I was also very scared what will happens if they will find out. But as a besharam (shameless people) log we plan to do it. I and my sister and two cousins all set a plan with a boy cousin that we will give him money to buy it. We add our five, five rupees and give it to him.😎

He bought the cigarettes but threatened us to give him twenty rupees for the delivery charges. We ignored his warning and said Chal Bay (get lost).

Now we were enjoying smoking cigarettes in the room and the dholki was playing on outside the room. We were dancing and singing with them and also smoking cigarettes like a Shukha (over-smart) person😎😎. It was our expectations but in reality we were very noob 😕😕😕 in it as we smoke the cigarette we start coughing. My cigarette was broken half even before I light it. But I also light my half broken cigarette and enjoying like a Shukha person. But suddenly there was knock on the door, we were very shocked and scared to open the door. There was a lot of smoke of cigarettes in the room. We were just waving it off to prevent us from getting caught.😱😨😱

We have done a lot to remove it but we were caught by my Grandmother aka dady ama. Shit man, she started cussing us. We than find out my boy cousin was the mole in all this incident and he informed all the family.

So hmari to bohat bary class lag gai, khoob zaleel hui. 😌😌😅😅😑😑We have lessons a full lecture on ethics and morals. 😑😑😑But you know Rull te gai he par Chas Bari I he 😎😎😂😂😀😀😀😀but in the heart we have promised to smoke cigarettes after checking who is loyal among our cousins and check if there is any mole or not.