Happy Meme Moments of Life
There are many unforgettable moments in your life that bring smile on your face whenever you remember them. Some of them are funny some of them are funky and some are awkward.
Monday, January 10, 2022
Blind Walk
Sunday, January 9, 2022
Craziest dare
Our exams just ended and it was quiet stressful time period. We friends decided to meet up and refresh our minds after a hectic month of exams. We all agreed on having a lunch party at a fancy restaurant. Now this fine morning we all got ready and went to the restaurant. All of us reached at decided time, then we sat there and clicked a lot of pictures and chit chatted. As we ordered food, the waiter told us it will take 45-60 minutes so some of my friends decided to play games until food comes. One of us suggested playing truth or dare and we all agreed. Before starting the game, we clearly stated the rule. The rule was, one who doesn't complete his/her dare would be accountable for a penalty. And the penalty was to pay the whole bill. Everyone agreed and started the game.
As the game started, I spun the bottle, it got turned towards my friend, she chose truth and spoke the truth. After her, it was my turn and I chose dare very over confidently. There was this thing in my mind that they would never even think of giving me an unusual or a difficult dare in this restaurant. My mind was very easy going at the moment and I was waiting for them to decide. They took a moment and one of my friend immediately had an evil dare in his mind and asked me to trigger this couple who was sitting in the corner in such a way that they should start fighting with each other. I got a little puzzled at the moment and I refused to perform this dare as it was a very cruel act according to my perception. I requested my friends to change the dare but they refused as they got excited. It made me nervous๐ and at the same I didn't want to pay the bill๐ข. As it was end of month and I had no money left in my bank account and if i didn't perform the dare i had to pay the whole bill๐ข๐ข. I felt a peer pressure and decided to fulfill this dare with a cold heart. As that couple was talking loudly, we heard that guy's name so i already knew his name. I went with an angry face towards that couple and acted as i know this guy. I said "Hammad!!! What the hell are you doing here with this girl, was she the reason you have been avoiding my texts" OH GOD, That couple was looking at me with shocking expressions๐๐. I continued my acting and the guy said " who are you?(with nervous expressions) i didn't meet you in my entire life". Now at this point i wanted to laugh my heart out๐ but i controlled it and said "Hammad don't you dare lie to me, you have been taking to me for a long time (with angry expressions)" his girlfriend got really angry and started questioning him "Who is she? and what is she talking about?" The guy was explaining her very anxiously " i don't know her, i don't know what is she talking about, i never met her" but sadly her girlfriend didn't trusted him. They got into huge fight. At this point i felt extremely bad๐. I looked towards my friends who were enjoying the situation from corner and texted them to come quickly because the situation got serious as the girl was about to hit his boyfreind ๐๐. My friends came and told them immediately that all of it was a dare. They looked us as they were about to kill us. They got really upset with our act. We apologized, treated them a dessert as an apology and they accepted it ๐๐. At the end the girl laughed and said "You should be an actor!!!" ๐๐๐
Saturday, January 8, 2022
Shareholders of Soul
There is a lifelong bond between the cousins and hence they are the shareholders of our soul they are your best friend for your whole life. If you are lucky enough to have cousin then your life can never not be funny and full of laughter. They are the part of your childhood that can never lost from your memory. I also had numerous childhood memories with my cousin sisters and brothers that it’s really hard to pick one and share it with you guys but as it’s my last post so I decided to share a couple of stories with you.
One day we were playing in the street we all cousins used to play together but one day we decide to play the fairy tale I quickly said that I will be the fairy๐ฐ then we all decided the roles some of us become princess some princes and I was the fairy but one thing lacked that was who will become the monster or the Ghost, devil or a bad person like villain no one was willing to become that but then we all came up with the idea what was the idea let me tell you we all use to play together we never let other play with us and when they come to play with us we said to them that we will not allow them to play with us and they always left. We never let our neighbor’s child to play along with us but that day we go to their house to call them. I was the leader of all my cousin as I was the eldest. I was 12 at that time we were on their door I ring the bell and their mother came they were two brothers their mother was very sweet lady. she welcome us with the smile and then let us in we told them that we have come here to call Hamza and Ali to play with us. She looked at us confused and call both of her sons. We were about to go happily to play but their mother questioned us that you never let them play with you then what happened today why are you calling them to play by yourself? I didn’t realize what I say I dug my grave from my own hand and that moment I was so embarrassed that want to bury myself in the sand. I said actually auntie we were playing but no one was to play the role of monster we needed a monster๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ. so we thought that Hamza and ail would be the best to become the monsters and that it her eyes widen ๐and anger become visible on her face and then we realized that we messed up really bad. She Scolded us a lot and said that does my kinds look monster to you? we all Nodded as no but one of my cousins say yes and that add oil on her anger. She made us out of her house we all went out and started to play something else. I forgot about the incident and then when I came back from park the very next day with my cousins along with me the auntie was telling our mother and my mother anger was on seventh sky poor me.๐๐๐. I get scolded for telling the truth. they were fit for the role of Monster.
Another incident
happens when we were playing Hide and seek as I and my Cousin were the eldest
our responsibility while playing was to hide the youngest along with us it was
my one cousin turn. I in my innocence made my sister hide in the wardrobe and
then I hid myself but I totally forgot about her and when we all cousins were
done with playing we started watching CID and totally forgot where she was but
then the Challi wale came and we usually
bring 6 challis because including my sister we were six but that day after
giving it to everyone one of Challi left then we saw one was missing but who๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ???
Oh my God my sister was missing we began to find her because if the elders came
to know we all are dead meat. Then I realized that I put her to the wardrobe
and there she was sleeping peacefully without any care of world after selling her
horse. We let her out and then that incident stay with us forever we didn’t
tell anyone else that we locked our sister in the cupboard we have a lot of
secrets that remain with us as we are he shareholder of each other’s soul.๐๐
Tuesday, January 4, 2022
INK WITH WINK
This story is about my school days. Yeah, we grew up but we still have some imprinted memories in our heart. A day that I can't forget and can be said that it was one of my best day in my life.
This was planned by a world class planner, one of my friend Laiba. She was called professor in our school as she was in to such things that you can't even imagine. Like, who does put cockroaches in someone's pants!!!! Yeah I know she is weird. So was the planner of the plan. You all must be thinking that what was the plan? So, the plan was to put ink in the tank of water of our school, not just ink a lot of ink.
All this conspiracy started in the evening, when we were in our academy where her devil mind came across a devilish thought of doing such act. We were studying but she wasn't. She was lost in to her thoughts with a devilish and cringy smile on her face.
We were looking at her but she was staring the roof and we knew that something is being cooked up there. After making that masterpiece plan, she looked at us, I've got a plan. We knew that this plan is going to be amazing because of that freaking smile on her face. She told us the workout of the plan.
After getting off from academy we all gathered and bought 50 ink pots and we filled them into big bottles. We had 4 and a half bottle. I remember I didn't sleep that night thinking of tomorrow. We video called each other in group and the topic under discussion was that how will we execute our plan. Everyone was giving their own suggestions. It was difficult, like, how can you just go upstairs and put ink in tank and no one will see you, so it was a difficult task.
So we all said that we will figure out that tomorrow at the time when we will do it. The next came and our first lecture was about to save water. Yeah, TO SAVE WATER and what were we going to do. This thing is not good but our small little brains didn't know this at that time, all we knew at that time was FUN. The time came when it was the perfect moment to execute the plan but how is this possible that everything go so smoothly. Till now we were only girls in this plan but now we discussed our mind blowing idea with boys whom we can trust. They all were surprised and were supper excited for the execution of plan. So, during break time we all ran towards rooftop.The section luck (ูุณู ุช) wasn't on our side, we went upstairs and the upstairs door that leads to roof was locked. We tried to open that lock and guess what we were able to open that with the same key that was for our classroom’s cupboard lock.
Now one of us was opening the door, two were looking after the teachers and two were looking after any other person, and other three were responsible for our security. In about 5 minutes we opened the water tank and Hassan put all 4.5 bottles of red ink in the tank. That was so much satisfying, we were laughing hard, it was like HIPHIP HURRAY YEAHHH ! It sound crazy but yes we all have gone crazy for that moment.
We went back to our class and the first victim arrived saying that I think I am color blind the teacher asked why so he answered that I think red water is coming from tap. We laughed so hard that we had tears of joy in our eyes. He was looking at us and was confused and we were looking at him and were so happy. I was never so much happy as much as I was that day.
It was like we conquered the world. Now this thing spread in our school like fire in the jungle. Every teacher was finding the person who did this. But professor wouldn't be professor if she would be caught. We were seeing teachers running in the school. They all were confused about the red water first they thought that may be the tap is rusted but after seeing red water from all taps they were befuddled. Small children were crying and were saying that it is blood coming from taps. No one was able to get the criminals. We were seeing different people saying different things. Someone was saying that I am suffering from Hemorrhoids. It was a good experience. Still no one knows in my school that who did that.
So, if any of my teacher or old school fellow is reading this who was present that day, Sorry for all the trouble guys.
Time flies. I still miss those days but it is greatly said that time and tide wait for no men. I would like to end my story by saying that school life was cool and unforgettable.
Tadpoles in water cooler
We all have enjoyed our childhood with friends and cousins and we all have different event from our childhood that make us bury ourselves deep in the sand those embarrassing events and mistakes are unforgettable. Dear readers is there any funny story from your childhood? Hope you all have and you remember it now while reading this post. Well I also have many funny event from my childhood from which one I would like to share with you guys. I was in my 5th grade and we all used to visit our grandmother house on every summer vacation like all the other Asian family๐ช๐ช. We all cousin visit our grandmother together on our vacation I still remember I use to wait throughout the year for these vacation I couldn’t sleep the whole night before going to my grandma house because of the excitement to meet my cousins and play with them. We use to play all day as if there is no tomorrow. My cousins were also my best friend and I still get excited while visiting them but as you all know we can’t play like childhood as we all have grown up and busy in our lives but I still remember and miss those days. In fact we all cousin miss that crazy stuff that we used to do together. We still remember and when we get together and we laugh on those thing. Those moments are not the funniest but make us laugh at our foolishness. When on my 5th grade we visit our grandmother luckily my cousins were also their seeing them an instant smile๐๐๐ form on my face. We play all day when one day it was raining and we all were playing in the rain but then my eyes fall on the tadpoles in the water and I think that they were the fishes. I always wanted to buy the fishes but my parent never allow so in my innocence I consider tadpoles as the fishes and brought a pot from kitchen and put tadpoles in the pot. We keep them away hiding from our elders in few days they grow up we were so innocent that when we see then growing we assume that the pot was small for them so one of my cousin came up with the idea that we should put then in a bigger place so we put them in the water cooler in the kitchen so they can live in more water and grow up faster into big fishes. But when on dinner my auntie place water on the dinner table form that cooler there was a tadpole in it my uncle saw it and ask her from where she brings the water on which she told him that she brought it from cooler then we all go to kitchen but we were very tensed and worried because our secret was going to get revealed my uncle open the water cooler and regretted his whole life decision they all cannot believe in what they are seeing the tadpoles were floating in the water. They cannot believe that we drink that water for whole day. They all know that it’s us behind all this and then we all were standing in the line Scolded my everyone my cousin whose idea it was start fake crying๐ข๐ข๐ข loudly and we all apologize from everyone no doubt no one can resist our puppy eyes๐๐ we were forgiven with a lot of scolding and last warning. I enumerate that incident because it still make me laugh our crazy yet innocent mind.
Monday, January 3, 2022
Punishment without any Mistake
Had you ever got punished without your mistake? Did you sense the taste of punishment without your mistake? Its the charm of getting punished without your mistake and I had taste this charm in my school days when I was in 7th class. Yes it get punished but without any mistake. It was my school days when I was in 7th class and we have our science teacher who's mood swings. You do not know when she is happy and when she is sad. We have passed very hard time with her till two years. So one day she was taking class and she asked us to open notebooks and she started to dictate questions answers. We all were doing our work suddenly we get good news that our next period is free we all get excited. But at the same time we get bad news that the same teacher will take our next free class. We do the work quietly in her class and when the class time get over we asked her to please give this period free to us. As I told you earlier that her mood swings so she was in good mood and give us free period to stay quiet in class. She asked head girl to collect notebooks from all students and give it to her so that she can checked our notebooks in the free period. She was checking our notebooks then suddenly her face become red hot like red apples. We all were noticing that why is she becoming anger every one has different things coming in their mind but in my sharp mind I was thinking that if some one has written something against her on the notebook that's why she is becoming hot. One by one she started to call the names of girls and start insulting the students because of the mistakes made on notebook. As we are human so we can make mistakes and no one is perfect in the life. Suddenly she called my name and she was checking the notebook. Now I was seeing on notebook and thinking that this notebook is not mine than why teacher called my name. There were a lot of mistakes in notebook and teacher start to shout on me but I try to tell her that this notebook is not mine but she thinks that I am arguing in front of her so she slapped on my face. Her hand was so hard that its hurt me a lot. I listen to the teacher quietly and when she give me the notebook than I said to teacher that this notebook is not mine my notebook is under this notebook. Than teacher understand that she give punishment to a wrong person but I leave this because I know we are humans and human make mistakes. The mistake made by teacher is that she was flipping two notebooks instead of one and the notebook which she was checking is of the other girl and the notebook under that notebook was mine. So she said to me keep standing over here I am checking your notebook and than take it from me. I started to pray from God kindly help me out I did not make mistakes on my notebook otherwise the teacher again slapped me and her hand is so hard that its hurting me up till now if she again slapped me than how can I endure the second slapped. But the God listen to me and there was not so mistakes so she give my notebook back to me and asked me to go back to your seat. When I return back to my seat I said the girl I have endure your slap so now you have to give me a party. The others girls were saying to me you should do complaint of teacher and some of them were praising me that you are brave that you have faced her slap. So it was my worst day at school and her slapped hurt me full day. So I get punished without my mistake and I had experienced this type of punishment in my life first time. But the punishment which I get is not on my mistake.
Mocking college's management
"CADET COLLEGE"
Yes I know when you hear this name the only thing comes in your mind is strictness, discipline, regulation, tough and boring life!
Not at all. It's the life changing place where you'll find many adventures, different kind of people, new friend, that emotional rollercoaster you'll experience, those late night parties, bunking class and college as well, musical nights, young nights, dope days, classical weekends, and finding new ways of breaking rules, enjoying punishments but above all you would find your new family!
However, as it sounds joyful it is rough and hard as well. It all started when I decided to study in Cadet College Jhang as once it was my passion to join armed forces. At that moment I knew I was in huge mess. Leaving my friends, family, school and that lazy routine was almost impossible for me but anyhow in August 2016 I joined Cadet College for doing Fsc.
As the time passed I was adjusted and found new friends. Usually misbehaving and doing those illegal stuff gives you the opportunity to get a huge cup of punishments. When I was in 2nd year it was the night of Sunday when we all were sad to know that tomorrow is Monday and we had to wake up on 4:30 in morning and follow that same routine. All of us was tired and sleepy when one of our friend Esha came up with an idea that was super fantastic. No doubt it was best one she would ever have. The idea was to lock our main door for dorms from inside so that no one from management's side could open it and we can sleep in peace. Esha had a spare lock, we took it and locked our dorm from inside while others were asleep and throwed the key in flush I know it sounds so intelligent of us!
In the morning when our discipline incharge came to woke us she tried to open the door but failed , thanks to us "The geniuses"! She shouted from outside but all of us ignored her and some were sleeping that they didn't even woke up. She became angry and went to the custody incharge/ warden. Now the fire was lightened!
We all were so relieved and slept again by knowing that they won't be able to come in and wake us up no matter how hard they try. Although we were in 2nd year, senior most cadets, and above all rank holders, maintaining discipline and making sure that everyone must follow the rules and routine was our duty. But we also know that mental peace and proper sleep is important for everyone to perform well. Until one of the cadets who was in 1st year woke up on 7:00 and as she was also the rank holder she started shouting on all the cadets. She tried her best to open the door and fortunately she was unsuccessful. As our dorms were different she came to us and told us the whole situation that somebody had locked the door and now everyone is mad on us. We started our acting and ordered her to collect all the keys from the cadets and check them all one by one. But the actual key was flushed out so it was becoming harder for her to open up, but somehow she managed to open the door. Meanwhile, we ordered other cadets to get ready as now it was the time for breakfast according to our time table.
Now it was the worst thing we all had to go through, while our warden was standing outside to welcome us with the Flowers and bouquet (she would have shooted us all). The bell rang and all of us were in fallen. She started and never stopped. She made us bend down in front of all the day scholars. I was not able to feel my hands and I was so dizzy well it was not just me all of us were about to run out of breath as it was the cold morning of winters. Safa stood up and apologized the ma'am but the warden was full of anger she scolded her too, I was relieved then, that thank God I didn't stood up for an apology. Warden wanted the names of the cadets who did that act. But she didn't knew that from whom she is expecting the names of guilty ones are actually responsible for this. All of us showed unity and never showed up the name. She was so exhausted by us that when Safa again stood up for the apology and said her that she will find the names of the cadets who have done this, the warden agreed. And all of us were made to stand up. I never felt my hands after that, my legs were dead and I was not able to move the world around me was revolving as fast as it could and I was able to see every person's duplicates.
However we went to the classes after that and in the evening in our sports timing our parade instructor "Mumtaz Saab" came and he was given the order to find out the legend who locked the dorms make us punish for the legendary act we did. We all got into the fallen he ordered: " parada hoshiyar"
"Parade asan bash". And then the party begins!
He made all of us bend down and stand up In a second for one an hour. First we were enjoying the show but soon we knew that this is the end of the world. I was almost losing my breath my heart beat was not accompanying me. My legs felt the cramps that no one will ever feel. I almost lost my hands. My head was so dizzy and that vallian won't stop giving order. At that Moment we knew that we are in a big trouble!
For all that he insulted u so much and make us feel so bad and guilty, he behaved so rudely as he was trying to break us to give the names of masterminds behind this but he didn't knew us. After that cursed hour passed maybe he thought let's have some pity on these little beautiful, innocent faces and stopped us. The relief I felt when he said "parade ruk" was incomparable!
He tried to blackmail us by different ways but we never gave up but at last he had to gave up!
Ladies and Gentleman you see how nothing is impossible in this world we felt like we had won the world war III.
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