Blind Walk

It was the story of the last 10 days of Ramadan. The Eid-UL-FITR excitement starts from the 21st of Ramadan and the countdown began from 21st of Ramadan for Eid. The preparation for Eid-UL-FITR started a month ago, but shopping has been getting completed on the Chand Raat. Last 10 days of Ramadan is very good because these are the days when markets become crowded and remain open till late at night. These are enjoyable days because everyone gets out of the house to enjoy the lighting of the market, crowd and shopping. The Chand Raat is the main day where everyone gets out from house to enjoy the gorgeousness in the market.

 As I live in Wah Cantt so here also market remain open till late at night in these last 10 days of Ramadan. So one day I and my family get out of the house to enjoy the lightening of the market. We left house after aftari. We went there the police has kept the police check post and no entry of cars is allowed in the market. Everyone was walking over there. The women were doing shopping of bangles, jewelry and clothing while gents were roaming here and there. The boys were eating and drinking with their friends. We visited the whole market and it was so much crowded even there was no space to keep the feet in the shops. We enjoyed there by visiting different shops and purchased some jewelry. The shops were so much crowded it seemed like the shopkeepers were selling things free of cost and customers were taking them as a gift from the other person. The sales of shopkeepers get increased during the month of Ramadan as every one has to buy new garments for Eid. Not only the garments sales increase, but also food stalls sales increases. Some people get out of the house to enjoy the food. The Mehndi stalls were so much crowded that the girls had made the line to wait for their turn. I also said my parents but my parents refused because they said that it took a lot of time to wait for turn and they can not wait for a long time for me for the mehndi. When visited a whole market than we thought of some refreshment. How is it possible that you go to market and did not take any refreshment? I can not come back from market without having any refreshment. So we bought cold drinks from the shop and started to move back towards the house. As there were no vehicles moving on the road so you can walk on any side of the road. My whole family was moving in the line on the road without having any tension of vehicles moving on road. But my case is exceptional I started to walk on the footpath. We all went back to our house while enjoying our drinks on the way. As it was night and darkness I was moving on that suddenly I fell down. There was construction going on the footpath I fell down into dug area and my cold drink also fell down on the sand. The people gathered all around and my family members were saying to me you should walk carefully on the road. As my eyesight is weak, so I wear glasses. The family members were telling me that you were walking blindly while wearing your glasses. If you have to walk blindly than remove these glasses. But what's my fault in this because of darkness I was not able to see the constructed area. My clothes got dirty.

  

Craziest dare

Our exams just ended and it was quiet stressful time period. We friends decided to meet up and refresh our minds after a hectic month of exams. We all agreed on having a lunch party at a fancy restaurant. Now this fine morning we all got ready and went to the restaurant. All of us reached at decided time, then we sat there and clicked a lot of pictures and chit chatted. As we ordered food, the waiter told us it will take 45-60 minutes so some of my friends decided to play games until food comes. One of us suggested playing truth or dare and we all agreed. Before starting the game, we clearly stated the rule. The rule was, one who doesn't complete his/her dare would be accountable for a penalty. And the penalty was to pay the whole bill. Everyone agreed and started the game. 

As the game started, I spun the bottle, it got turned towards my friend, she chose truth and spoke the truth. After her, it was my turn and I chose dare very over confidently. There was this thing in my mind that they would never even think of giving me an unusual or a difficult dare in this restaurant. My mind was very easy going at the moment and I was waiting for them to decide. They took a moment and one of my friend immediately had an evil dare in his mind and asked me to trigger this couple who was sitting in the corner in such a way that they should start fighting with each other. I got a little puzzled at the moment and I refused to perform this dare as it was a very cruel act according to my perception. I requested my friends to change the dare but they refused as they got excited. It made me nervous😓 and at the same I didn't want to pay the bill😢. As it was end of month and I had no money left in my bank account and if i didn't perform the dare i had to pay the whole bill😢😢. I felt a peer pressure and decided to fulfill this dare with a cold heart. As that couple was talking loudly, we heard that guy's name so i already knew his name. I went with an angry face towards that couple and acted as i know this guy. I said "Hammad!!! What the hell are you doing here with this girl, was she the reason you have been avoiding my texts" OH GOD, That couple was looking at me with shocking expressions😂😂. I continued my acting and the guy said " who are you?(with nervous expressions) i didn't meet you in my entire life". Now at this point i wanted to laugh my heart out😂 but i controlled it and said "Hammad don't you dare lie to me, you have been taking to me for a long time (with angry expressions)" his girlfriend got really angry and started questioning him "Who is she? and what is she talking about?" The guy was explaining her very anxiously " i don't know her, i don't know what is she talking about, i never met her" but sadly her girlfriend didn't trusted him. They got into huge fight. At this point i felt extremely bad😑. I looked towards my friends who were enjoying the situation from corner and texted them to come quickly because the situation got serious as the girl was about to hit his boyfreind 😂😂. My friends came and told them immediately that all of it was a dare. They looked us as they were about to kill us. They got really upset with our act. We apologized, treated them a dessert as an apology and they accepted it 😋😆. At the end the girl laughed and said "You should be an actor!!!" 👐😂😂

Shareholders of Soul

There is a lifelong bond between the cousins and hence they are the shareholders of our soul they are your best friend for your whole life. If you are lucky enough to have cousin then your life can never not be funny and full of laughter. They are the part of your childhood that can never lost from your memory. I also had numerous childhood memories with my cousin sisters and brothers that it’s really hard to pick one and share it with you guys but as it’s my last post so I decided to share a couple of stories with you.

One day we were playing in the street we all cousins used to play together but one day we decide to play the fairy tale I quickly said that I will be the fairy👰 then we all decided the roles some of us become princess some princes and I was the fairy but one thing lacked that was who will become the monster or the Ghost, devil or a bad person like villain no one was willing to become that but then we all came up with the idea  what was the idea let me tell you we all use to play together we never let other play with us and when they come to play with us we said to them that we will not allow them to play with us and they always left. We never let our neighbor’s child to play along with us but that day we go to their house to call them. I was the leader of all my cousin as I was the eldest. I was 12 at that time we were on their door I ring the bell and their mother came they were two brothers their mother was very sweet lady. she welcome us with the smile and then let us in we told them that we have come here to call Hamza and Ali to play with us. She looked at us confused and call both of her sons. We were about to go happily to play but their mother questioned us that you never let them play with you then what happened today why are you calling them to play by yourself? I didn’t realize what I say I dug my grave from my own hand and that moment I was so embarrassed that want to bury myself in the sand. I said actually auntie we were playing but no one was to play the role of monster we needed a monster👿👿👿. so we thought that Hamza and ail would be the best to become the monsters and that it her eyes widen 👀and anger become visible on her face and then we realized that we messed up really bad. She Scolded us a lot and said that does my kinds look monster to you? we all Nodded as no but one of my cousins say yes and that add oil on her anger. She made us out of her house we all went out and started to play something else. I forgot about the incident and then when I came back from park the very next day with my cousins along with me the auntie was telling our mother and my mother anger was on seventh sky poor me.😕😕😕. I get scolded for telling the truth. they were fit for the role of Monster.

 Another incident happens when we were playing Hide and seek as I and my Cousin were the eldest our responsibility while playing was to hide the youngest along with us it was my one cousin turn. I in my innocence made my sister hide in the wardrobe and then I hid myself but I totally forgot about her and when we all cousins were done with playing we started watching CID and totally forgot where she was but then the Challi wale came and we usually bring 6 challis because including my sister we were six but that day after giving it to everyone one of Challi left then we saw one was missing but who😮😮😮??? Oh my God my sister was missing we began to find her because if the elders came to know we all are dead meat. Then I realized that I put her to the wardrobe and there she was sleeping peacefully without any care of world after selling her horse. We let her out and then that incident stay with us forever we didn’t tell anyone else that we locked our sister in the cupboard we have a lot of secrets that remain with us as we are he shareholder of each other’s soul.💞💞

INK WITH WINK

 This story is about my school days. Yeah, we grew up but we still have some imprinted memories in our heart. A day that I can't forget and can be said that it was one of my best day in my life.

This was planned by a world class planner, one of my friend Laiba. She was called professor in our school as she was in to such things that you can't even imagine. Like, who does put cockroaches in someone's pants!!!!  Yeah I  know she is weird. So was the planner of the plan. You all must be thinking that what was the plan? So, the plan was to put ink in the tank of water of our school, not just ink a lot of ink.

All this conspiracy started in the evening, when we were in our academy where her devil mind came across a devilish thought of doing such act. We were studying but she wasn't. She was lost in to her thoughts with a devilish and cringy smile on her face.

We were looking at her but she was staring the roof and we knew that something is being cooked up there. After making that masterpiece plan, she looked at us, I've got a plan. We knew that this plan is going to be amazing because of that freaking smile on her face. She told us the workout of the plan.

After getting off from academy we all gathered and bought 50 ink pots and we filled them into big bottles. We had 4 and a half bottle. I remember I didn't sleep that night thinking of tomorrow. We video called each other in group and the topic under discussion was that how will we execute our plan. Everyone was giving their own suggestions. It was difficult, like, how can you just go upstairs and put ink in tank and no one will see you, so it was a difficult task.

 

So we all said that we will figure out that tomorrow at the time when we will do it. The next came and our first lecture was about to save water. Yeah, TO SAVE WATER and what were we going to do. This thing is not good but our small little brains didn't know this at that time, all we knew at that time was FUN. The time came when it was the perfect moment to execute the plan but how is this possible that everything  go so smoothly. Till now we were only girls in this plan but now we discussed our mind blowing idea with boys whom we can trust. They all were surprised and were supper excited for the execution of plan. So, during break time we all ran towards rooftop.The section luck (قسمت) wasn't on our side, we went upstairs and the upstairs door that leads to roof was locked. We tried to open that lock and guess what we were able to open that with the same key that was for our classroom’s cupboard lock.

Now one of us was opening the door, two were looking after the teachers and two were looking after any other person, and other three were responsible for our security.  In about 5 minutes we opened the water tank  and Hassan put all 4.5 bottles of  red ink in the tank. That was so much satisfying, we were laughing hard, it was like HIPHIP HURRAY YEAHHH ! It sound crazy but yes we all have gone crazy for that moment.

We went back to our class and the first victim arrived saying that I think I am color blind the teacher asked why so he answered that I think red water is coming from tap. We laughed so hard that we had tears of joy in our eyes. He was looking at us and was confused and we were looking at him and were so happy. I was never so much happy as much as I was that day.

It was like we conquered the world. Now this thing spread in our school like fire in the jungle. Every teacher was finding the person who did this. But professor wouldn't be professor if she would be caught. We were seeing teachers running in the school. They all were confused about the red water first they thought that may be the tap is rusted but after seeing red water from all taps they were befuddled. Small children were crying and were saying that it is blood coming from  taps. No one was able to get the criminals. We were seeing different people saying different things. Someone was saying that I am suffering from Hemorrhoids. It was a good experience. Still no one knows in my school that who did that.

So, if any of my teacher or old school fellow is reading this who was present that day, Sorry for all the trouble guys.

Time flies. I still miss those days but it is greatly said that time and tide wait for no men. I would like to end my story by saying that school life was cool and unforgettable.

Tadpoles in water cooler

We all have enjoyed our childhood with friends and cousins and we all have different event from our childhood that make us bury ourselves deep in the sand those embarrassing events and mistakes are unforgettable. Dear readers is there any funny story from your childhood? Hope you all have and you remember it now while reading this post. Well I also have many funny event from my childhood from which one I would like to share with you guys. I was in my 5^th grade and we all used to visit our grandmother house on every summer vacation like all the other Asian family👪👪. We all cousin visit our grandmother together on our vacation I still remember I use to wait throughout the year for these vacation I couldn’t sleep the whole night before going to my grandma house because of the excitement to meet my cousins and play with them. We use to play all day as if there is no tomorrow. My cousins were also my best friend and I still get excited while visiting them but as you all know we can’t play like childhood as we all have grown up  and busy in our lives but I still remember and miss those days. In fact we all cousin miss that crazy stuff that we used to do together. We still remember and when we get together and we laugh on those thing. Those moments are not the funniest but make us laugh at our foolishness. When on my 5^th grade we visit our grandmother luckily my cousins were also their seeing them an instant smile😊😊😊 form on my face. We play all day when one day it was raining and we all were playing in the rain but then my eyes fall on the tadpoles in the water and I think that they were the fishes. I always wanted to buy the fishes but my parent never allow so in my innocence I consider tadpoles as the fishes and brought a pot from kitchen and put tadpoles in the pot. We keep them away hiding from our elders in few days they grow up we were so innocent that when we see then growing we assume that the pot was small for them so one of my cousin came up with the idea that we should put then in a bigger place so we put them in the water cooler in the kitchen so they can live in more water and grow up faster into big fishes. But when on dinner my auntie place water on the dinner table form that cooler there was a tadpole in it my uncle saw it and ask her from where she brings the water on which she told him that she brought it from cooler then we all go to kitchen but we were very tensed and worried because our secret was going to get revealed my uncle open the water cooler and regretted his whole life decision they all cannot believe in what they are seeing the tadpoles were floating in the water.  They cannot believe that we drink  that water  for whole day. They all know that it’s us behind all this and then we all were standing in the line Scolded my everyone my cousin whose idea it was start fake crying😢😢😢 loudly and we all apologize from everyone no doubt no one can resist our puppy eyes👀👀 we were forgiven with a lot of scolding and last warning. I enumerate that incident because it still make me laugh our crazy yet innocent mind.

Punishment without any Mistake

 Had you ever got punished without your mistake? Did you sense the taste of punishment without your mistake? Its the charm of getting punished without your mistake and I had taste this charm in my school days when I was in 7th class. Yes it get punished but without any mistake. It was my school days when I was in 7th class and we have our science teacher who's mood swings. You do not know when she is happy and when she is sad. We have passed very hard time  with her till two years. So one day she was taking class and she asked us to open notebooks and she started to dictate questions answers. We all were doing our work suddenly we get good news that our next period is free we all get excited. But at the same time we get bad news that the same teacher will take our next free class. We do the work quietly in her class and when the class time get over we asked her to please give this period free to us. As I told you earlier that her mood swings so she was in good mood and give us free period to stay quiet in class. She asked head girl to collect notebooks from all students and give it to her so that she can checked our notebooks in the free period. She was checking our notebooks then suddenly her face become red hot like red apples. We all were noticing that why is she becoming anger every one has different things coming in their mind but in my sharp mind I was thinking that if some one has written something against her on the notebook that's why she  is becoming  hot. One by one she started to call the names of girls and start insulting the students because of the mistakes made on notebook. As we are human so we can make mistakes and no one is perfect in the life. Suddenly she called my name and she was checking the notebook. Now I was seeing on notebook and thinking that this notebook is not mine than why teacher called my name. There were a lot of mistakes in notebook and teacher start to shout on me but I try to tell her that this notebook is not mine but she thinks that I am arguing in front of her so she slapped on my face. Her hand was so hard that its hurt me a lot. I listen to the teacher quietly and when she give me the notebook than I said to teacher that this notebook is not mine my notebook is under this notebook. Than teacher understand that she give punishment to a wrong person but I leave this because I know we are humans and human make mistakes. The mistake made by teacher is that she was flipping two notebooks instead of one and the notebook which she was checking is of the other girl and the notebook under that notebook was mine. So she said to me keep standing over here I am checking your notebook and than take it from me. I started to pray from God kindly help me out I did not make mistakes on my notebook otherwise the teacher again slapped me and her hand is so hard that its hurting me up till now if she again slapped me than how can I endure the second slapped. But the God listen to me and there was not so mistakes so she give my notebook back to me and asked me to go back to your seat. When I return back to my seat I said the  girl I have endure your slap so now you have to give me a party. The others girls were saying to me you should do complaint of teacher and some of them were praising me that you are brave that you have faced her slap. So it was my worst day at school and her slapped hurt me full day. So I get punished without my mistake and I had experienced this type of punishment in my life first time. But the punishment which I get is not on my mistake.

Mocking college's management

 "CADET COLLEGE"

Yes I know when you hear this name the only thing comes in your mind is strictness, discipline, regulation,  tough and boring life!

Not at all. It's the life changing place where you'll find many adventures, different kind of people, new friend, that emotional rollercoaster you'll experience, those late night parties, bunking class and college as well, musical nights, young nights, dope days, classical weekends, and finding new ways of breaking rules, enjoying punishments  but above all you would find your new family!

However, as it sounds joyful it is rough and hard as well. It all started when I decided to study in Cadet College Jhang as once it was my passion to join armed forces. At that moment I  knew I was in huge mess. Leaving my friends, family, school and that lazy routine was almost impossible for me but anyhow in  August 2016 I joined Cadet College for doing Fsc. 

As the time passed I was adjusted and found new friends. Usually misbehaving and doing those illegal stuff gives you the opportunity to get a huge cup of punishments. When I was in 2nd year it was the night of Sunday when we all were sad to know that tomorrow is Monday and we had to wake up on 4:30 in morning and follow that same routine. All of us was tired and sleepy when one of our friend Esha came up with an  idea that was super fantastic. No doubt it was best one she would ever have. The idea was to lock our main door for dorms from inside so that no one from management's side could open it and we can sleep in peace. Esha had a spare lock, we took it and locked our dorm from inside while others were asleep and throwed the key in flush I know it sounds so intelligent of us!

In the morning when our discipline incharge  came to woke us she tried to open the door but failed , thanks to us "The geniuses"! She shouted from outside but all of us ignored her and some were sleeping that they didn't even woke up. She became angry and went to the custody incharge/ warden. Now the fire was lightened!

We all were so relieved and slept again by knowing that they won't be able to come in and wake us up no matter how hard they try. Although we were in 2nd year, senior most cadets, and above all rank holders, maintaining discipline and making sure that everyone must follow the rules and routine was our duty. But we also know that mental peace and proper sleep is important for everyone to perform well. Until one of the cadets who was in 1st year woke up on 7:00 and as she was also the rank holder she started shouting on all the cadets. She tried her best to open the door and fortunately she was unsuccessful. As our dorms were different she came to us and told us the whole situation that somebody had locked the door and now everyone is mad on us. We started our acting and ordered her to collect all the keys from the cadets and check them all one by one. But the actual key was flushed out so it was becoming harder for her to open up, but somehow she managed to open the door. Meanwhile, we ordered other cadets to get ready as now it was the time for breakfast according to our time table.

Now it was the worst thing we all had to go through, while our warden was standing outside to welcome us with the Flowers and bouquet (she would have shooted us all). The bell rang and all of us were in fallen. She started and never stopped. She made us bend down in front of all the day scholars. I was not able to feel my hands and I was so dizzy well it was not just me all of us were about to run out of breath as it was the cold morning of winters. Safa stood up and apologized the ma'am but the warden was full of anger she scolded her too, I was relieved then, that thank God I didn't stood up for an apology. Warden wanted the names of the cadets who did that act. But she didn't knew that from whom she is expecting the names of guilty ones are actually responsible for this. All of us showed unity and never showed up the name. She was so exhausted by us that when Safa again stood up for the apology and said her that she will find the names of the cadets who have done this, the warden agreed. And all of us were made to stand up. I never felt my hands after that, my legs were dead and I was not able to move the world around me was revolving as fast as it could and I was able to see every person's duplicates. 

However we went to the classes after that and in the evening in our sports timing our parade instructor "Mumtaz Saab" came and he was given the order to find out the legend who locked the dorms make us punish for the legendary act we did. We all got into the fallen he ordered: " parada hoshiyar"

"Parade asan bash". And then the party begins! 

He made all of us bend down and stand up In a second for one an hour. First we were enjoying the show but soon we knew that this is the end of the world. I was almost losing my breath my heart beat was not accompanying me. My legs felt the cramps that no one will ever feel. I almost lost my hands. My head was so dizzy and that vallian won't stop giving order. At that Moment we knew that we are in a big trouble!

 For all that he insulted u so much and make us feel so bad and guilty, he behaved so rudely as he was trying to break us to give the names of masterminds behind this but he didn't knew us. After that cursed hour passed maybe he thought let's have some pity on these little beautiful, innocent faces and stopped us. The relief I felt when he said "parade ruk" was incomparable!

He tried to blackmail us by different ways but we never gave up but  at last he had to gave up!

Ladies and Gentleman you see how nothing is impossible in this world we felt like we had won the world war III.

Prank backfire

 

As the world was hit by the pandemic in the year 2019 School, colleges and business were bind to remain close in that era so that people can stay safe at their house to prevent themselves and their love ones form this virus that is contagious and can be  deadly.  Where The COVID-19 has shut down the school in the meantime it has given a boom to online classes which was the substitute as the schools cannot be opened due to the COVID spread risk. As a result E-Learning through different Digital platforms increased and hence it was difficult for the students as well as the teachers to adapt this new mode of learning and teaching in beginning but gradually we all started to adapt it because it’s a part of life and we have to live and study like this.

we all have some sort of experience in online classes. I myself had very funny and weird experiences during my online class. As I am not like the people who speak a lot some time teacher would doubt my presence and asked me to open the camera or sometimes she may question my other colleagues present in the class that am I their class student or not almost half of the semester online she was doubtful about me. There are many experiences that has taken place with almost all of us during the online classes. I am also a university student and just like other students I have also taken the online classes during the pandemic period. But before student am also a human being😟😟 and just like others I have also wake up early in the morning from my bed to grab the laptop and switch on teams or zoom and listen to teacher being half asleep😪😪😪. My fourth semester was totally online and I used to take classes online early morning. On Monday I used to have my regular class at 8:30 and waking up at that time was very hard for me. One day on Sunday night I had a solid fight with my younger sister we both fight like crazy cats we pull each other hairs hit each other and after fighting we sleep. Next morning my sister also had a class I always used to wake her up in the morning since that day we have a fight I intentionally didn’t wake her up so that she will be late for her online class😁😁 she wake up late and started cursing me and yelling at me and I was happy because I get my revenge from her little did I  know that I had done a huge mistake messing up with my little sister she is a devil 😈in the face of an angle😇 that's what I know but other don’t because she always pretend to be innocent in front of others. Moreover I didn't know that the nature will give her the chance its self to take revenge on me one day I was having my class online our professor was teaching us I didn’t realize that while sitting in my comfy and cozy bed💤💤💤 I fell asleep and that’s when my teacher was calling me and that when my sister enter the room she switch on my mike and innocently tell my teacher that I am sleep she said Appi is sleeping and that the moment I wake up from voice and realize that I was doomed I question my entire existence in this world. And the teacher then scold me he was very angry😠😠😠 and remove me from meeting.  I was curious that how it happens then my eyes 👀 roam around the room and I found a person with Smirk😏😏😏 plastered on her face . Can you guess who she was my devil little sister. I was doomed but then I decided to sleep 💤💤💤some more because I have be removed from class then what’s the purpose of staying awake then I feel asleep again. After all me to phir me ho na ！！！

Roasting our innocent friend.

 

Life is full of ups and downs our whole life revolve around getting into silly fight, sorting our conflicts but you know what? This is what that makes life reasonable and interesting sometimes you roast other but some time you became the victim of something but mostly I was the one who was among the one who roast others not to hurt their pride or hurt their self-respect but just for fun sake. We all have encounter that one strict teacher in our life whose voice made us all shiver that deep and husky voice never fails to scare you anytime now without any delay let’s get into the story. I was in my high school when I encounter the teacher we were most afraid off. She was very strict upon us but also love us and wanted to see us doing thing on our own she wanted us to succeeded but we being proud Pakistan always want a short cut in doing thing we inherit Do numbery😉😉 and we promise to pass it to our next generation with same pride. Forget it where were we!!! O yes teacher very strict teacher😓 (I am scared) she was very much disciplined. she used to hate it when we use key book or use any guide for help in our studies on which she was right because she wanted us to do it on our own. One day we decided to do a prank on our friend in her class. It was just for fun but the teacher explode like the volcano erupts but to do this we needed an innocent victim poor my friend she played the part of the victim in our story she was unaware of the storm coming toward her.

It was our 6^th period one of my friend has brought a key book she wrote my other friend name on that key book however my friend Ayesha on which we were about to pull a prank was totally unaware and was busy counting her money which she used to hide from us because we believe that money in not to kept but it should be circulated in the economy yes this is what we believe that is why she hide her savings from us in the meantime the teacher started giving lecture when all the class was so immense in the lecture I slowly slide the other book that was on top of key book on my friends table but she was still un aware until the volcano erupts Hahahahaaha😀😀😀 the teacher explode in anger and started cursing my friend for her doing she kept saying that it not her key book but teacher didn’t listen and then the whole class turn into a lectures on ethics. And we being the culprit were enjoying the show while nodding like innocent ones😡😡😡 as if there is no one innocent in the world like us at that moment. During this teacher also tends to consider us the culprit but we being the experts in our work we leave no sign behind us so on one can claim us.

The whole class was thankful to us because we all were not in the mood to study and listen history (boring)😐. We were so happy when the teacher was scolding Ayesha but the smirk on our faces faded when we see Ayesha giving us death glare👿👿 ( we are dead meat😓😓😓). Ayesha be like.

Unforgettable School life memories

 

If I ask a question that do you guys miss your school days? probably all of you would answer it with a yes and a big smile on your face. An Individuals school life is not one of the best but it is the best part of his/her life. It might be possible that by this post all of you would at least snap back for a while and remember and think about all those moment or I say memories that are filled with fun and laughter. Some of these moments were funny some were embarrassing  that one can still feel embarrassed on them while remembering them at any moment of life. But either you accept or not we cannot forgot them each and every moment is permanently stored in our memory and it feels like it all has happened yesterday. The friends that we make during our school life stay with us like forever. Just like every one of you reading this post I also had a bunch of Crazy people whom I used to call my best friends. A Friend whose laughter was even funnier than the actual joke itself😆😆😆. Friend who was the popular among all the school or a friend who despite being studying a lot couldn’t get grade and blame teacher for it. We use to laugh on stupid things all the day we might think remembering them that how extras we were back then. We know learn the importance of that friendship that was without any selfishness. 

I still remember when we were in the 8^th standard we used to have a group of four friend they were and they are still my best friend and an amazing and tremendous part of my life we used to sit at the last bench of the classroom and keep an eye on all the class but one day all the class was sitting peacefully and the teacher was teaching us than one of our friend was zoned out she was on her own world when teacher notice that and made her stand then teacher ask her what she was teaching she didn’t know on which teacher ask her to leave the class. while she was leaving the rest three of us were laughing and that we never knew we were doomed then with her teacher made three of us also stand outside now we were standing outside as a punishment (poor us)😌😌😌 but we are not among the student who would get depressed feel sad by standing in punishment instead this punishment was the biggest reward for us it help us to escape from teachers boring lecture (opps sorry). we all happily get out but standing out was no fun as teacher was inside the class she never knew what we were up to we escape from their and went to cafeteria luckily my friend has some money with her we brought samosa 😋😋😋 (sorry I don’t know the English of samosa because the class I was sent out from was English) and then we went to the school hall where students were doing the rehearsals for annual function. we were not allowed to go inside so we hide from every one and enter the hall sat beside the pile of chairs with our samosa and live our best life.

In the meantime teacher does not want us to miss lecture although she was angry she decided to call us inside 👀 but we were not there which add oil in the teachers anger 😠😠😠 but we innocently came back to teacher show puppy eyes which no one can resist, Hahahahaaha😁😁😁 and we play out innocence card and we were forgiven with a little bit insult by teacher. I still can never forget it we were ashamed and feel sorry but we cannot say that we didn’t enjoy. Bunking classes is always a new experience every time you do it which can never be forgettable. Even after getting scolded by teacher we never stop.

Escaping Restaurant without Paying Bill

Throughout our lives, we form friends to help us uncover the various stages of life with, and to share best moments with each other. Life without friends means life without fun and happiness. And they make the bad times good💛. Unplanned moments with friends are usually the best and memorable😍. There is a story i can recall about me and my friends. One day we friends decided to reunite and meet up. So we decided to meet up at a restaurant. After a long time we met and were so happy to see each other. We were talking and remembering our old days, how we used to pull pranks and were such mischievous kids back then. While we were talking and remembering our old times, one of our friend started observing people and noticed that there were more customers than usual days. Suddenly he came up with a thrilling idea and said "why don't we do something adventurous?" initially we didn't get his point that what exactly he wanted to say, but then he said why dont we eat food and run away without paying😆.

God! please forgive us, but each of us got ready and got really excited about this fun activity. The dishes mentioned in the menu were mouthwatering, so every one of us ordered different foods, different drinks and even the desserts as if it was the last day of us on earth and we have to eat as much as we can😋😂. The order came after 40 minutes. The food was so yummy and tempting, off course we decided not to pay so it tasted yummy😋😆. Every one of us started eating as if  we never had food before😂😆. After finishing the food, the waiter came and placed the bill on the table. When we saw the bill, it was way out of our budget. My friends and i started staring each other as if we had no other choice but to run😓. We were six members in total. Now what happened next was that two of our friends got up and went to the car outside the restaurant, meanwhile the remaining four of us were thinking what to do, how should we get out of here. After some time the waiter came and said "Sir is the bill done?" now we started stressing out😓😓. We told him to wait and bring tea while we were thinking about the plan to get out of here.  We decided that two of us will go to the car with others and start the car, meanwhile the remaining two of us will quietly escape the moment every waiter gets busy. We acted according to the plan, two of us went out and the remaining two of us were sitting. The moment we saw that every single waiter got busy the other customers. We got up and started moving towards the exit door quietly. Now what happened was that while we were escaping, the manager saw us that we were leaving without paying. He loudly said "Excuse me Sir!!! you didn't pay the bill" everyone started looking at us along with the customers. We pretended that we didn't listen his voice and we started running towards the car😂😂. The waiters and the guards started running behind us. When our friends saw us running towards the car, they understood that this is the time to run and started the car. God bless us! That was some historical moment the way we jumped in the car and ran away😂😂. We laughed the whole night. It's still one of the best memories we had together😍.

Attending crazy Wedding

I always thought of attending a wedding uninvited. Couldn't do it in my college times. Couldn't find the right circumstances for it back then but when i came to university, this was on my checklist to attend a marriage uninvited. I mean sounds really childish but maybe I am impressed by seniors so i wanted to try it once to experience the vibe😉. So I planned it with my university friends to attend the marriage uninvited. 

It was Sunday, we all went to E-11 to choose the best Marquee which would fulfill our cause. This place has a chain of marquees and since it was Sunday, there was function in each of them. I mean I could see the names of groom and brides and decide which groom would have made the best arrangements. We took a walk to decide on where we should land our foot. First we saw a very decent function happening in one marquee. The relatives of the groom were all awating his arrival. The marquee seemed to have a nice environment. Then we moved to the next marquee. This one was quite executive. My friend was like," Lets go in this one". But the crowd seemed too boring and sophisticated. I changed my statement, I didn't just want to eat. I wanted to have fun too. We moved on to the next. Now this next one seemed really nice. The groom's father was smiling at us as if they were our very own lmao. We went into this marquee and greeted all the relatives as if we were the ones they were dearly waiting for. I still remember this unknown auntie kissed me on cheeks for like 3 times😬😬😣. The fourth time I was gonna say "Please, I came uninvited. Spare me". Nevermind we finally went in. So there were 8 of us. 4 guys and 4 girls. In the start, the excitement shook us. We parted ways. Some friends started taking pictures. Some went to the stage. I stood by the mirror and my eyes were on the stage because it was empty. The groom and bride hadn't arrived yet. I didn't want anything bad to happen or someone to spot us since all my friends looked like they were gonna have a blast at eating. I maintained my composure. We all reunited, took some pictures. As we were taking pictures, a man from behind asked "what are you guyz doing here?" when we looked back it was our Economics Teacher😨😦. We all were in shock as if we saw a ghost. God!!! That was the moment we couldn't say a word and thought we are dead. The Teacher Laughed and said "Did you guys came here uninvited?" we couldn't say a word but gave an embarassing smile😄. The Teacher laughed and understood our scenario and said "Don't worry i am not going to tell anyone, you guys can enjoy as, in your age i've done it several times myself too"😂. That was the moment when we realised that our Teacher is soo cool😮😎. After this, we sat on the round table and it was on corner where there was not much crowd. Well here comes the fun part😆. An uncle auntie came and sat with us. They were silent for 15 minutes straight and so were we. We were pretending that everything's normal but from inside we were like Please dont ask anything from us. The auntie inquired from us, "Are you cousins or siblings" Well to add salt to injury, two friends responded at the same time with two different answers😶😂😂. One said siblings and the other said friends. It was state of shock for us and the uncle auntie. They glared at us and it seemed as if they were also there uninvited. Well we continued our venture not paying much attention to them. The groom and the bride arrived some moment later. We took pictures with them. I whispered into the bride's ears that we came uninvited. She had a laughter at that time, that was the fun moment😂😍. Then the food was the best part❤.

Pulling prank on my Sister

Sometimes I feel I am truly evil. I mean I love doing pranks since childhood. Never thought i would pull such a prank that would give total bullocks to the other person. And this other person is actually my twin sister. I mean what actually did she do wrong apart from getting thrashed by the teachers on my behalf. I mean bless the god we look similar. Never mind, I'd come to the story straight. It was the end of 3rd semester. Me and my sister had lost this common friend of ours. May her soul rest in peace. Didn't believe I pranked on a dead soul uhhh i am so bad!😶😆. 

Well I told one of my friend to pull the prank of the century🤣. I told him to text my sister with the name of our dead friend. I knew my sister wouldn't buy this shit but I wanted to keep everything intact as in I wanted to make it all real for her. I told my friend about all the surroundings of my sister as if it was a paranormal specie texting her. My sister couldn't attend the funeral of our friend and she came half way to attend it. Now this thing was only known to me and her, no third party involved lol. The first message dropped her by my friend was "You didn't come to my funeral, you only came half way". My sister panicked reading this, but she still thought that some of her friend was pulling that prank😂. She didn't reply. She decided to block my friend before he further messages but I was giving her the scary background, what if something bad happens. My sister got scared. My friend dropped another message," Now you will not talk to me? This is how you treat a dead friend?". My sister got really scared. She started texting her friends," I swear if its any of you. I will kill you. This is no prank". I told my friend to text her about the surroundings she was in. She received the text," You think you could run from the door infront of you and you could hide under your blue bed sheet". She really panicked. She started giving me the phone saying," Talk to her. I can't withstand this". Me being a drama queen made it more horrifying😂😂. I said, " How could I talk, this thing is after you. What are we going to do". I told her to see the mobile what she's texting next. Well we decided to take it more further. This time I told my friend, The washroom is on her left side and there is a mirror in its right corner. My friend texted my sister, "You want to meet your friend, don't you? Come to the right corner mirror of the washroom. My sister shrieked and threw her phone on the wall. She screamed, "Mama, Mama". She was running to tell our parents of what paranormal sort of activity had happened with her. I ran her down quickly and finally told her, it was all a prank pulled out by my friend and me. After telling this, she got so angry that she slapped me twice😑😂. I mean once was fine and blocked my friend too. Poor guy! She didn't talk to me for 3 days after that. I mean she must have gotten scared of the drama😂. I got 3 scary dreams every night after that😓. Didn't know if it was karma but man did i enjoy my sister running thinking someone is haunting her 😆😆.

Wedding pe jana but without invitation, is not piece of cake.

  

As you know wedding season has been started from early of winter. A lot of people started having marriages as the groom has some type of discount. But as you know in brown household, they always get marriage season starts from October. The brown weddings are lot of fun with all of family members gathered in house.

They start playing music and celebration even before the start of marriage😀😀😀😀. Like 15 to 20 days before marriage they start celebrating it. The decorations, traditions, dance, music and most importantly the food is very tasty and delicious.😋😋😋😋Somewhere in corner there are some people eating gol gappas, pan, and Kashmiri tea and on the other corner they have alot of food like rasmilai, gajar ka halwa.

These are all starters or sweet dish, the main course is  something that should be mentioned. The main course usually have mutton Karahi🍲🍲🍲, fish and chips🎣🎣🎣🐠🐠🐟🐟, shami kabab, tikka boti, Malai boti 🐔🐔🐔and all of other things are included that will bring water into your mouth. But why I am discussing all this stuff you people,😅😅  as its like a torture to you to imagine all those delicious food; I can understand.

But if you are tortured while reading maybe you are like me,a student who lives in hostel who always have important classes near wedding seasons and can't skip it. You must known about the students living in hostel😇😇😇 I also want to enjoy all this kind of stuff but can't because of the busy routine. But it doesn't mean we can't go to wedding  in your own family or friend wedding. As Amir khan said in his movie, 3 idiots, that shadi pe jane ke lie invitation ni uniform lagti hai ,uniform. Some of my friends are always sneaking into other's weddings to enjoy the missing feelings and also for food as the hostel's food can't be compared to wedding food.

They are now pro out there to enjoy all the wedding like their own. But I am like a very Sharif (innocent) 😏😏😏person I always stop them from doing so but they do not listen to me. Even sometimes they brought food for me but I am always surprised from their act. I always advised them not to do this again they just can't listen to me. So first of all, when they  go to eat and sneak in the wedding all the things are going right. They eat a lot like each item from karai to naan  to barbecue, from biryani🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚 to fish and chips, from gajar halwa to Kashmiri tea. And when they are quite satisfied with all the things they have eaten, they are going to leave. It is the moment when they decide to do some blunders. As one of the person in the wedding is always out there to check every body and  to ask them who they are? My friends are also very pro they say confidently that they are from bride's side. As you know confidence is the key to success but overconfidence is not.

After some time there comes that desi kind of person laughing at us 😂😂😂✋as he has  found the criminals and then inquires what type of wedding you are enjoying 😓😓😬😥😥as its a celebration for lawyers,oh man . When my friends hear these words all their confidence is ready to shatter. They don't know what they should do or say they are just standing there like a statue. On the other hand ✋ the person starts gathering his squad so that they can see what he has discovered. Now the person wants to share this with his friends. When they gathered they start giving them lecture of ethics and morals.😓😓😔 On how they should do this or they shouldn't do that, they are adult enough to have some type of self-respect and vice versa. The friends don't know what to do. They are just saying sorry or yes you are right.😕😕😕😔😴😴 

They are like same  as a scared sheep in front of wolf. But after few moments of misbid, they leave them and say not to do this next time ,desi warnings asusal. The friends just runs from there very fast and  leave that place. Next time they thought to see where they are going and how to act as you don't even know that if you are going in right place or not. So take my advice as you should first see, is there actually wedding going on or whether not to sneak into that function so that you can act accordingly.😌😌😌😎

Fun At Silent Place

 So what's your point according to library? It's the place full of silence where if the bird flippers its feather you can hear its sound not only this but also if you flip the page of book everyone can hear its noise as well. If by mistake something drops down from your hand  everyone around you see you as a suspicious person as if you are a murderer. So it's the worst place for gossipers only those people like to go over here who wants silence in their life. But that type of people are very less in world who loves silence. But yes library is the place where you can sleep without any disturbance you just have to pretend that you are reading book. You need to open the book and get your head down and sleep😂😂 I tried this but was unsuccessful in this. 😞😞But you can apply this idea by just having  skill of spoof.😎 I know people who enter in library never see notice board to see the rules of library. No one get attracted towards these notice board because they are just tasteless no colors available over there. So same is the case with me and my friends.

Me and my friend went to library for some task and we ask to give us discussion room. But the problem was that there was no computers available in discussion room. Is this fair that you will do discussion in room without availability of computers. its  the era of technology so we need internet everywhere bro. So we go to computer section of library to start our work. One of our intelligent friend start to do work on computer and other are just talking with each other. We all are talking and our loud speaker friend shows her performance of voice over there and the library staff thrown us out from there. We just make a group around one table and start to do work on one computer now this policy is against library rules so attendant said us to be one on one computer. When he went away from there we again gather on one computer because we are scolded person and enjoy in breaking the rules. We get insulted two times but we do not feel it. One is working and others are just chatting that suddenly our voice gets louder and attendant comes in exaggeration and wabbit.😡 My friend who always speak for student rights starts argument with him that we have to do work combine and there are no computers in discussion room so how can we work by zipping our mouths.🤐 He asks to give her student card to him and she give it to him so innocently. We all friends are laughing on her innocence and put our masks on face to laugh without being seen. He take her infront of main desk and we all are following him. The main advantage of mask is that no one is able to understand your face expression and remember your face.😷😷 We did sorry to the library staff by saying that we are students of first semester and do not know the rules of library. Everyone was  looking smaller from the actual age so we did same policy with them and came out from library. When we came out of library we ask our friend why you give your student card to him she replied so innocently that she think he will provide discussion room to us for work.

So the main thing which all of the students should take care is never give your student card to any one in university because they take card to impose penalty on you. So instead of giving penalty to university do party of penalty amount with your friends 🎉🥳.The main thing which will help is to make your face innocent enough and pretend that you are students of first semester and do not know the rules, regulations and policies of university.

Twins are Two-Riffic!

My name is Mariyah Alam, and I have an identical twin sister name Sarah and sometime it acts as a stumbling block in the smooth going life. Back when we were in highschool our teachers used to get confused between us a lot and this lead to quite some funny moments, I am going to share few of them with you guys today. When me and my sister were back in school, I used to carry the baggage of my twin sister a lot*sighs*. I remember a funny incident from back when I was appreciated and slapped at the same time. I mean I obviously got good grades and was appreciated for it but the teacher couldn't differentiate between me and my twin sister. I was slapped for my sister's bad grades and back then my reaction was priceless. I couldn't but ask the teacher "Why did you hit me". God bless the teacher was too straight to say, "Why, didn't you get bad grades?" And I couldn't but say my name that madam I am not Sarah!! . Everyone laughed along with the teacher.

 

My sister and i were experts in the "identical twins switching places" department. This other incident happed when were in different universities. One day we thought of experimenting whether our friends will recognize us or not by swapping our universities and attending each other's class. I told Sarah about my classmates and how to behave like me in front of them and Sarah told me about hers. Both of our classmates didn't know at that point that any of us had identical twin. Now one morning we got ready, exchanged books and our student id cards and went to each other's universities. Initially, it was confusing for me that what building i should enter or which class to attend. As i was not aware of that university before but eventually i figured. I saw some people were waving towards me and passing smiles, i couldn't figure what was happening but after some time they came and started talking to me casually. Initially i didn't know they were Sarah's friends but then i figured and i played along and followed them to classroom. I attended the whole 3 lectures pretending to be Sarah and none of her friends recognized that i was not Sarah. But after sometime what happed was that Sarah's best friend was sitting right next to me in the classroom and she asked me about the last quiz  " Sarah what did u wrote in that question" and i was totally blank! 😂 obviously i didn't know what was she even taking about. She said " why are you not answering?" i couldn't controll the laugh anymore and i started laughing and as there was no other choice but to tell her that i am not Sarah but her twin sister Mariyah. She was shocked! She couldn't say a word and her expressions were hilarious😂. She told the whole class that i am not Sarah, i am her identical twin. The whole class started staring me with shocking eyes as if i was an alien and everyone started laughing that they didn't recognized even for one moment. 

 

Awkwardness on its peak!

 How does it feel when the whole class is laughing at you? because you are so dumb that you are not able to introduce yourself. Embarrassing right? Well this was the very first class of strategic procurement when I was in 6th semester. As always I was late for the class and my friend was texting me to hurry up because the seat he reserved for me was no longer available. The professor shuffled the students. It was the class of a major subject so all of the sections who choose supply chain as a major  were now in this class and in the class of 40 I have only one friend who was not able to sit with me. In my case last bench and friends are the support system to me. At that day when I arrived in the class only seat at the right front  was free. So, I had to sit their. Blank headed, zoomed out version of me was sitting at front when the teacher asked us all to introduced ourselves. And I was like, Whooo amm I?????

I said, "I am Aimen and I am a student". The teacher said yes I know you are a student that's why you are sitting here. Tell us more about yourself. I don't know what had happened to me that I was not able to make a simple conversation with teacher and I said, "What you want to know about me? what should I tell you?" Teacher said obviously if am asking you to introduce yourself you have to tell me what is your CGPA, from where have you done your school and college? What was your percentage? Why are you doing BBA and what motivated you to choose supply chain management as a major? I am not interested in knowing who is your father? who is your grandfather? What was their profession? I am just asking to introduce your educational background and that's all. The whole class was laughing at me like there is some comedy show going on.

I was feeling very ashamed  and wanted to give a proper professional introduction of mine but things have already gone wrong that I was not confident to say something at all. Then somehow, I managed to give answers to all those questions in this way; Sir I have done my Matric from Fauji Foundation Talagang and I scored 83%, I did my fsc from Cadet College Jhang.... I was going to complete the sentence but lets welcome an interruption Sir said; are there any cadet colleges for girls? The whole class replied YESS SIR now there are many. Then sir questioned me why are you doing BBA why haven't you joined Armed forces? There were many answers in mind for this why like a whole long story bruh! But guess what I choose to remain quite, and after sometime I said something which you should not say to any retired or serving officer. I replied; because the routine and discipline we had to follow their and saying yes sir yes sir on everything was very difficult for me, I lost my interest to join armed forces. And here comes a long and heavy kind of lecture on our education system, on my life decisions, on me, with a pinch of sarcastic sentences for me; while all other students are enjoying it a lot. Then sir again turned to me and ask me to continue and I was like anything still left to say now???!!

Sir said why have to chosen supply chain to study? There were many valid and genuine reasons to give but guess what? I again had chosen the dumbest reason to give answer. I said; Because in previous semesters I had studies human resource management, accounting, finance, and marketing. But we haven't studied a single course related to SCM. I do not like that subjects that I have studied that's why I had chosen this one.

The reaction of sir was like; OHHH GREAT, you haven't studied a single course for this major and now you are going to do specialization in this one, how are you so sure that you will like this subject? does this make any sense to you? and then again a whole lecture about faults in education systems started. Then sir asked me to come on the podium. I was like what the hell? what would I do there? Please don't do this!!! But he was like  come on and speak while standing here for 5 minutes. I replied what should I talk about? he said just talk about anything the whole class wants to listen something from you. They will listen to you. I replied, "They are paying to listen to your lectures not for what I will say" the audience was like ohhhhawwhhhaww and I was abusing myself in my head. Then somehow I managed to escape that strange situation and get back to my seat. then sir moved toward the other student.

The thing is that never be late in any of your class and be confident while introducing yourself. NEVER BE A DUMB ASS NERD.